Pope Leo XIV has probably drank Malort and that is funny to me

I hope the bachelor party boys, on their last night in KC, enjoy chez because I was the person who told them to go there...

The woman who married the man who let George Bush ruin pizza night.

Shaggy core

🎶Look at Perseph, isn't she neat?🎶

Nothing like starting a blanket at 8:30 pm cause your other wips are downstairs and you don't want to commit to starting any garments or socks. Feat. Maggie

I am still riding the high from when a young marketing professional from my company said I look "hip" at a conference for audio visual equipment.

I so desperately want someone to tell me what to do but I hate it when people tell me what to do.

I dunked my face in ice to feel more human. I feel like worked? It was a little scary and now I have a deeper fear of the ocean.

When I run out of all my cosmetics at once I wonder what I did to fall out of the Lord's favor

I went to New York, here is a picture 🖤