Plot twist, the delivery method of the vaccines is a large cheese danish topped with powder sugar and maple syrup.

El Presidente Nino Roca

Come on guys it wasn’t an attack or war, it was a ‘special military operation’ give our dear leader a break

If the Venezuela operation was in planning for months there was plenty of time to take it before Congress without given specifics on timings and plan of attack.

Well 2000% of cocaine comes from Greenland, it’s literally covered in the white powder. Their leader is part of some narco-terrorist gang that doesn’t even speak English.

Putting the "napping" in kidnapping.

Susie Wiles in November: Trump would need congressional approval for military action on the ground or other land-based operations in Venezuela. “If he were to authorize any activity on land, then it’s war, and we’d need Congress.”

As bad as Maduro is, he’s still not on the Epstein list

We’re such a ‘hot’ country right now, our flags spontaneously combust!

Mexico President Claudia Sheinbaum calls on the United Nations to step in to stop Trump. She says Trump broke article 2 of the charter of the United Nations.

And the 2026 ExxonMobil BP Chevron Shell Peace Prize goes to…

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Venezuelan VP Delcy Rodriguez speaking on Telesur.

VP Delcy Rodriguez, whom Trump indicated earlier today was collaborating with the US government, is live on television right now.

Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.

Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"

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Counting their donations from Big Oil and Big Tech

Vice President Delcy Rodríguez has taken power in Venezuela, she demands the return of Maduro, has ordered all armed forces to fight the United States, and calls the lack of defence at the capital a national embarrassment. #VenezuelaInvasion

Maybe putting little bitch Rubio in charge of talking to the leader you want to help you exploit their own country was not a good idea.

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America!©️™️

Now open in Venezuela.

Franchising opportunities available in Columbia, Canada, Greenland and Gaza.

Contact your local billionaire oligarch for assistance in starting your own America©️™️

The Trump admin is what happens when you run the Bush admin through AI.

The Great Pedo Empire.

So the USA is now just unashamedly imperialistic and all the MAGAtards are okay with that?

Stephen only thinks it’s his baby.

He’s falling asleep while standing up 🤣 fingers crossed he passes out

Venezuler! Emisphe! Everyone Bad!