Well if only Starmer had just asked “what’s in the dossier”

I would be to be on this call

He admitted all the other inquiries and reviews he ordered were ineffective. But this one will be different, of course

In other news, I went to the gym at lunchtime.

If you’re in the club I’m in

Today I noticed my moustache was going grey.

Shoutout to Darlene’s boyfriend x

I will accept cash or beer

Have you tried asking him nicely?

Yesterday my 7-year old niece drew a picture of me on a napkin including such detail as a cap with YH written on it

A collectors piece, very valuable I’m sure

I should have just done that, oops

10 bulbs! I’ve lost the will to live with a single smart plug.

Exhausting! :/

Connecting so-called smart devices to our replacement wifi this evening (unsuccessfully I might add) feels like it’s wasted the equivalent of a whole lifetime of just switching lamps on manually

Sounds perfect.

We are getting new broadband tomorrow so if you never hear from me again it’s that (or maybe WWIII)

Perhaps post-apocalyptic hyperinflation will work in my favour

Well I thought I better take my library books back in advance of The End Of The World

I’m going to have to go on such a long run tomorrow

Underneath new viaduct

New viaduct under construction and old footbridge in background.

Existing footbridge at Ridgeway Lane.

Pictures from a walk yesterday of the new HS2 Longhole Viaduct over the Grand Union Canal near Bascote, Warwickshire

I’m sure it’s much less than a pint after an hour

Very impressive!

Me by a bridge in Royal Leamington Spa.

First run of “British Summer Time” done and streak now at 31 weeks. Here’s a picture of me with the sun partially obscuring my head.

The leg press option crossed my mind but for now I switched it out for other exercises

Please could Pure sort this out before my calves waste away, thanks

Back from the office and sitting in the sun in the garden with the cat. Life is a joy sometimes.

They are. The Precinct looks so much better now many of the later adornments have been removed. Other bits of the centre are being lost at the moment though, which is a bit of a shame. Hope you had a nice visit!

First time for me but thanks for paving the way for me, such respect for the elders of the community

In the barbers they said did I want my eyebrows trimming, so perhaps I’m becoming an old man with ridiculously long eyebrows