a dog is sitting on a couch with its eyes closed and a person standing behind it . ALT: a dog is sitting on a couch with its eyes closed and a person standing behind it .

You look suitably refreshed.

Not something I’ve ever said to a member of the cloth, but I think you’ve actually got a nice big pear there.

Fuck DJT.

Don’t you remember that bloated sack of shit’s AI Pope post last year? Seems like a long time ago.

To be honest, sounds like a pain.

If that’s kinder Yoda, I’d hate to deal with angrier Yoda.

No wonder Roy needed black market Viagra.

I still miss Oilwellard.

Histor’s AI.

King Liar, surely?

Reminds me of when the boat stopped at Disneyland’s Splash Mountain and I had to listen to ‘Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah’ on a loop for about ten minutes until the ride restarted.

‘MAY contain fish’ , surely?

Is Pepsi OK?

This YouTube thumbnail will quite possibly be your obituary photo.

Viz did it better

Don’t you mean a Hoddle?

Noseybonk>Blokeytwonk

Not to mention Treguna Mekoides Trecorum Satis Dee.

Handy for cleaning bedroom windows sans ladder.

a man in a military uniform stands next to a man in a suit Alt: Patrick Mcgoohan in Columbo, another frequent flyer.

There seems to be a pattern here of recidivist murderers…

We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things. Tremendous things, like no one else has ever done. Big strong astronauts with tears in their eyes say ‘Sir when are you gonna teach that moon a lesson’ I say just you watch. I’m gonna tariff the Clangers, and deport the Soup Dragon.

Be careful that you don’t strain your hairy cornflake.

If you don’t see a doctor soon you’ll suffer terribly, you may even die. But if you do, you’ll have a beautiful finish.

“Work as an airline pilot. Surprising the number of times the airline didn’t take the keys to the plane back after landing. I take the planes home and sell them on eBay. I look at it as a perk of the job.”

“Charlie says we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.”