Proving it is also made more difficult because everyone in the line of descent (up to him, obviously) is dead. So they can't help us! And it's all women so we also need marriage certificates.

My husband is maybe technically a Canadian citizen now (as are a lot of people, after they changed the citizenship by descent rules last year) but the difficult part is of course proving it.

I think I am going to try a heavier duty closure magnet because I refuse to use a visible child lock but idk if the latch style is going to work with that cabinet

Obviously getting married is a serious decision to make, but I will say that our car insurance is much cheaper now lmao

I have not been watching much tv, but I keep seeing tiktok edits of the hot doctor and it makes me want to watch The Pitt

She did earn her first nickname at 15 years (minus one week) old because we started calling her Lazy Susan bc the cabinet has a lazy susan

I did not expect to need to buy child-proofing supplies for the new house but SOMEONE won't stop getting in one of the cabinets

Oh no ghost I just had the idea that I could bring one to him at an IndyCar race.

I will put it with my signed Romain Grosjean IndyCar 💀

If I remember correctly his review at the time (when it was safe(r) to drink) was "this is just Red Bull"

I will give one for free to anyone who signs a waiver that says I'm not responsible for whatever happens to them if they actually drink it

I was actually wrong and they are still in the garage in the rental. But yeah when people online were like "is this a real product that exists or a front company" he ordered a case from I believe walmart .com 💀 and they have been with us ever since!

Okay wait I did not know there was kinder bueno ice cream 👀

Outlook will make you feel like you're losing it bc it said I didn't send an email I know I typed and could've sworn I sent. But it wasn't in my sent folder OR my drafts. So I convinced myself I never sent it, until I realized the person I swore I replied to had acted on the info in said email!

The very same. We bought a case in 2019 and drank 1 or 2 and the rest have just been sitting in a bag since then.

This made it to the new house and no, we do not know what to do with them.

Meanwhile, my husband's unused gift card tally is over $600 💀 I did spend some of that already though

I must confess that I did find 2 of my own in the move but they total $35 and were both for coffee places that I don't go to so I have given them to people who will use them (one to a coworker and one to a 16 year old)

I know I picked the right practice for my autism assessment because their response to a document I sent was to let me know that they received it and it was filled out correctly. And you know what, I WAS worried about that, thank you.

I think this is just a case of the person not understanding the transaction flow tbh, which is fair because it is confusing and I am explaining it to them in not their native language.

I always feel bad telling our consultants I think they're wrong when I don't know the accounting standards for their country but sometimes it is just me saying "no I don't think we should be claiming an expense we didn't pay, that feels like a universal no-no"

My Garmin watch just alerted me to "a period of high stress" and it was just spending an hour sorting through clothes and finally moving them into the dresser

I went on a whole journey last year to find jeans that I like and finally ended up with one pair... And then I had my surgery almost immediately after and they never fit again lol. Until today!

I have always hated the layout of that kitchen and it needs an island tbh.

My husband said our landlord asked where the kitchen island went. Reader, there has never been a kitchen island.

She also was like "oh I have been thinking this for a while, I just didn't want to bring it up yet"

Have officially said enough about my mom in therapy that my therapist was like "obviously I cannot diagnose her with anything, but if we go by the criteria in the DSM-5..." 💀

I appreciate that I've seen multiple people on tiktok talking about what's happening with the ER in Eugene but I feel I must warn them that the people will riot if they keep saying it's in southern Oregon

A tiktok popped up on my fyp that was like "everyone's telling me to divorce my husband" and it was that lady 💀

Any time I see that a democrat/liberal/left-leaning person walked back their comments about a conservative dumpster person I know it is going to be the most milquetoast nothing "insult" I've ever seen