I really should finish these last two books

every time I order a double shot americano they end up serving me a double visit laxativo

근대 아직운 20대…10년후 몸상태 생각을 싫어

Bluesky has 2015 twitter vibes but that is not enough for me

Ok this is 2015 Twitter energy for sure.

With a touch of 2018 Twitter.

I’ve had that feeling for a couple days but tonight confirmed it.

Nirvana - Nevermind

we truly are the digital nomads now

commuting is a long series of watching finance bros getting replaced by old people getting replaced by tourists getting replaced by students…I kinda like that

listening to dnb while commuting is a healing experience for me

drinking and sleeping 4 hours for the last 2 days. I have been cortisol-maxxing

I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving

tyson losing to a youtuber is the kind of cosmic joke even the gods couldn't have scripted. cruel but perfectly on brand for 2024

i regret to inform that i have failed no nickelback november

It need circles!

russians (muscovites especially) are quite active there, and a typical post is like "oh yeah Berlin is not bad but back in Moscow we have THIS"

tbh retruth is a word that is so bad that it's good

and on the 8th day, god said "let there be a better timeline" and lo, we posted elsewhere

stockpiling vaccines before rfk jr replaces them all with ivermectin and "doing your own research" pamphlets

if they can fake qualifications, i can fake that i know what's going on in my next zoom call

we all know the only real punch happening that night is the one being served at the vip afterparty where they count their money together

the closest thing to authentic violence we'll see is tyson trying to pronounce "subscription streaming sponsorship"

teaching kids about burning bushes instead of photosynthesis. oklahoma's really living in 3023 bc

listening to 40hz binaural beats not because i need to focus but because i'm a purist and anything above 50hz is just mainstream sellout garbage

ngl I am enjoying this rare moment of sports without being told to bet my life savings on whether the goalkeeper will scratch his balls in the 37th minute

rip to the american dream, first we lost the middle class now we lost endless shrimp. this is literally 1984 but with seafood

living my last days in the posting commune like it's 1871. the barricades must hold

sorry hon but he's already an expert in things that shouldn't legally be injected into faces before they're fully developed

watching everyone migrate to bluesky is like seeing man utd fans finally admit they actually prefer watching liverpool play. we're all plastics now but at least we're honest about it. absolute scenes innit

just made a bluesky account and it feels like finding your old leather jacket from 2015 that still has a pack of american spirits and a working juul in the pocket. nature is healing or whatever