Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

When are you writing this up?

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Gibberty

Don’t forget to have a coney.

And there it is....

Update in Trump's $10 billion lawsuit against his own I.R.S., in which he seeks taxpayer-funded damages for the prior release of his tax records

Trump legal filing says he's in "discussions" with his own I.R.S. to "avoid protracted litigation"

They desperately want people talking about the danger of their dogshit extruder gaining sentience, and not the fact that it is currently actually factually poisoning Black people in the poor regions where they build data centers. Or convincing people to kill themselves, etc.

Overturn, legislate or eviscerate Citizens United

The report about the surveillance at Madison Square Garden and other James Dolan properties is insane and towards the bottom, there’s a reveal that this kind of surveillance will also be used against fans during the World Cup

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This lady, she comes up to me, with tears in her eyes and she says, 'Sir! Sir! Whenever I look upon your mighty works, I despair!' And we like that, don't we folks. We'll have the biggest works, won't we? And so much despair. Not like that Joe Biden. So few works. So little despair. Sad, really.

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My favorite BBQ is on the eastside.

They drive like they are possessed by angry spirits

That line IS something. East side. Weird folk.

Just $250 CND to go.

It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.

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“The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize.”

Robert Hughes

I use lying machine at work.

Only one crazy spam account so far

Sure (famous last words)

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all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

To anyone who cares about kids and educating kids: I will give a reading list (papers, essays, research) to help you understand why you must resist your school district’s plans to include AI at any level (educator and/or student facing).