@daveanthony - Iran should say they will give up their uranium enrichment program if Trump can draw a clock

“In order for me to write poetry that isn’t political,

I must listen to the birds.

And in order to hear the birds,

the warplanes must be silent”

- Marwan Makhoul

Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet…

It reads: “Iran is only weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

This is happening all across Latin America. China is now Ecuador’s #1 trading partner for example - a new development. The US snubbed this continent for far too long and now it’s too late. China is deep into L.A. now.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

There are fewer than a dozen trans people in professional sports.

But there are 62 million straight men visiting a “How To Rape” website…

Guess which group conservatives are worried about…

Guess?!

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Trumpster needs to break out the kompromat real quick! 🙄

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

Because I live overseas and can’t mail a check, so I need to pay online and the online companies that take the IRS payments charge fees that are a % of what you owe. Just another scheme to get rich off the obligated to pay taxpayers. Total BS.

“You suggested that Black children on ADHD medication should be re-parented.”

Democratic Rep. Terri Sewell calls out Health Secretary RFK Jr. for saying Black children should be taken away by the federal government from their families.

Then, he denied reality.

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I called the company to cancel the cards since I can’t open my accts. And this company is forcing me to pay the annual fee for a card I won’t be using! 😡 Just another example of why ‘we the people’ are sick of being screwed at every little turn and by every powerful entity. Credit One can 🖕

@creditonebank.bsky.social Now that I live overseas my CreditOne acct won’t allow me to open it from here, via app or laptop. Guess they think it may be fraud. So I didn’t know when they billed me an annual fee. I called to see if I owed any balance and was shocked to see these fees.

Shit… I just paid a $215 fee to PAY my taxes. 😡

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VOUGHT: This president has campaigned and led for peace, and against endless wars

BALINT: So it's peace through war? Is that where are right now? Peace through war?

Proctologist

Remember when Senile Satan was a “nurse” last June?

Jokes aside, this is an incredibly important day for freedom and democracy and, most importantly, for basic common sense and human dignity, in the spirit of 1989.

💯% correct

In Spanish I like to call this behavior “¡Viva yo!”
It’s like “Long live ME,” because I’m special. 🙄

@LucifersTweetz - I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked. I should have been meaner to you and done it more often. Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

My CT Senator Murphy spends a week every year walking about 100 mile section of the state. He gets out there and actually talks to people, unlike R’s who haven’t even done town halls in ages. 🙄

The only show I watch on CBS is The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. His last show is May 21, 2026. After that show, I will never watch anything on CBS again.

This man is still serving in Congress with the support of Mike Johnson.

Damn right. I’m from the US but live in Latin America. Some of the smartest people I know here didn’t graduate from high school, but just as you said, understand more about the soil, climate and systems than I could ever aspire to.

Jeff Bezos has $222 billion.

If he paid my wealth tax this year, we could fund insulin in America for everyone who needs it plus free school lunch for every kid in Texas—and have plenty of money left over.

And Bezos would still have $215 billion dollars to spare.