I’m digging typoetry.

Claud code just told me that I took an “excellent dump” and while I’m flattered, training data somewhere is rolling in its grave.

I am aware that this is a weird flex…

Chiquita Banana Lady
Chihuly Banana Lady
Cthulhu Banana Lady

Dear YouTube,

Please give us an option to filter out AI generated content. So much of it is garbage. I value YouTube for the human generated educational content that it provides. When those creators get choked out by the AI slop and start uploading elsewhere, I’ll be following them.

@hankgreen.bsky.social can I eat duckweed?

Excuse me sir, we need our MoCap suit back.

My personal experience backs up your personal experience.

Yes

Every time I read the word Krampusnacht I daydream about a Dead Moon spinoff with Krampusnaut as our anti-hero.

You could also substitute enemies for friends…

I’m so glad I was able to get an order in!

If you were EP on a film adaptation of your work, which character would you have wanted him to play?

Preserve their innocence by tricking children into expecting kindness. They’ll figure out you’re the monster later.

There’s a joke in here somewhere about not knowing how to tell it’s time.

@aptshadow.bsky.social at Parallel Worlds in Portland and saw this!

I’d imagine it would be a good idea to pre-order even this late. It may help them make decisions around selling multiples to people if they know you want one. bsky.app/profile/pete...

Portland on the 15th. bsky.app/profile/pete...

Im not sure if it’s compression or what but the last apple landing coincides with a very distracting click when viewed on my phone.

@aptshadow.bsky.social I just preordered Children of Strife on Libro.fm. It made me curious, where do authors get paid the most per audio book purchase these days?

You’ve heard of people movers… now introducing people mowers.

Now I really want Michael Dorn to repost this.

How ghosts make math teachers scream.

Umm where the egg on my face emoji when I need it? I could swear the last time I listened to it I wanted more of that story.

I thought those yoga mats were for the angry pixies!

@peterclines.bsky.social Any chance you’ll write the origin story of the Bucephalus?

We need to get Jay Bowles of Plasma Channel to reverse engineer them and then make them ourselves. I have a coil winder…

My sentiments as well, with perhaps the occasional Ham fest for good measure.