fuck you tim apple or whatever the fuck your name is, who cares you still fucking suck

happy birthday, weed

this administration has more psychopaths than you can shake a dead raccoon penis at

the fact that catholics confess their sins to a priest instead of directly to god/jesus invalidates those confessions and makes you a heretic in the eyes of evangelicals, just fyi

many evangelical christians i’ve known have referred to the pope as the antichrist - not just the current pope, ALL of them…

Likewise, there is no pastor so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct...

And yet, churches turn a blind eye all the time. "But he's done so much good for God's kingdom... He repented... All have sinned... He's been forgiven... blahblahblah." #ChurchToo

Hard not to wade into “political waters” when the State wants to intertwine religion and politics by talking about a Holy Just War and claiming God’s protection.

the trump admin is tripling down on their criticism of the pope lol… are modern american catholics really not aware that evangelicals (and other protestants like southern baptist mike here) absolutely hate catholics, especially the pope ?!? wars have been fought over this

Target and Starbucks showing their full selves makes me happy for my ongoing boycott of these brands.

the increasing incidences of AI psychosis are particularly disturbing given you’re supposed to be driven insane by the rumblings of your own infernal machine, not somebody else’s

Product idea: casket you can lay in while you're still alive

“these horrors are all just part of ‘God’s perfect plan’ which our feeble human brains couldn’t possibly comprehend, so it’s fine with me if everyone is suffering and dying”

“i know it sounds crazy, mr president, but it’s true - evangelicals clutch their pearls over your curse words, but genocide and rape are actually a-ok”

whoever trump’s most evangelical advisors are, they probably should’ve explained to him that evangelicals would actually be more upset with the blasphemy of him posting that ai slop of himself as jesus (and using the f-word on easter) than the war, or the fact that he’s raped kids…

i keep saying this and yet, every catholic i’ve ever met is utterly shocked when i tell them that evangelical christians DO NOT consider catholics to be “real” christians… the evangelicals are perfectly happy to use you to get what they want though !

"The pope is weak on crime" is something Jack Donaghy would say as part of an elaborate ruse to convince his mother he was converting to Islam

If Trump thinks the pope is too woke and soft on crime wait til he hears about Jesus

planning a verbal assault on renowned radical leftist [checks notes] the pope

hell yeah hungary !! 🎉🎉🎉
let’s gooooooooo

"Complex carbohydrate" what's that a french fry with feelings

i have also returned from the moon

please no… just this once, could the dnc actually LISTEN to the voters ? we do not want kamala nor do we want gavin newsom ! are we trying to lose AGAIN ?!? get serious, dems

democrats: what we need is a slick but milquetoast centrist to appeal to older conservative white voters… someone who will sink to trump’s level, like gavin newsom from california !

progressive voters: 🤦‍♀️

yeah i can’t believe there’s still any debate about this, but i’ll just say it… GENOCIDE BAD

they only side with israel because israel is a major part of the christian prophecy about the end times… they hope the jews will finally reject judaism and accept jesus as the son of god, but if not, oh well…

oh yeah, they are 100% complicit in this insanity

fuck that fuckin’ guy, no individual should ever have the power to terrorize everyone on the entire planet like this

he has the temperament of a mass shooter and we gave him nukes

Drawing featuring a man with a torn business suit telling 3 children circled around a small campfire. The man tells them: "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."