He said the chances of a conviction are 180 proof

He said the chances of a conviction are 180 proof

He's too busy on the DP

JD Vance:
"I think it’s very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology."

DUDE!
The Pope literally has one job:

THEOLOGIZING

I would never date a libertarian but librarians go right to the front of the line.

ICE wears masks because they don't want to be recognized in the media by their wives who thought they were simply out having innocent and harmless extramarital affairs

MAGA:
Young teenagers aren't old enough to receive gender affirming treatments for gender dysphoria.

Also MAGA:
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

Dad told me that the Vietnamese distributed the best Thai weed laced with opium.

"It was outta this world. We never stood a chance!"

President Trump is still polling high in red light districts

Pretty soon MAGA will need to call themselves the Donner Party

The Department of Defense is reporting that our munitions stock is low.

Meanwhile the State Department has seen a surge on global laughing stock.

Reservists right now

If Jimmy Carter declared the Strait of Hormuz safe for passage, he would board an American oil tanker and sail it himself.

It was a banger year indeed

2 more weeks at Sugarbush 🏂⛷️☀️

This guy...always with the cock

Wait wut?
Noooooo

Yo, MAGA.
He lied to you.
He doesn’t give af about you.
He’s a sick old man who raped kids and hates the American working class.
You’ve been had.

So, it’s time you act like patriots and join forces w your imaginary enemies to defeat our common enemy: the tyrannical oligarchy.

Capiche?

Saudi Arabia’s PIF on verge of cutting support for LIV Golf Sovereign wealth fund reconsiders backing for lossmaking golf tour as Iran war prompts investment rethink

Looks like Phil Mikelson will have to cash in his Trump coin now....oh wait a minute

www.ft.com/content/76df...

Dude you're totally fucked up. You need to take this down and take the fucking L

Like Alan Ritchson said after tuning up that other asshole..."Just stay on the ground"

Dude we've seen the receipts, the texts, and have been by her side since before you were even knew her.
Just give up and stay the fuck down

Time to cancel work from home privileges for paid MAGA rally goers