For everyone reading this: Do yourself a favour and ignore this ragebait bullshit.

I'm muting this account, you should do the same.

Marvel/Disney need to get the memo on the MCU and Star Wars:

There is diminishing returns on this shit. You can't pump out 3 movies a year and have a gazillion spinoffs and TV shows and stuff. People get exhausted.

If I need to watch a new version of a movie I've already paid to see, so that I am aware of the added footage that makes sense of your new movie, then I'd say your movie universe is an utter failure

Angry at his own incompetence?

Time and time again he’s The Man Who Didn’t Know.

Ai slop advertising a food festival that also has children's entertainment. In the background a man plays tennis, but his hands are replaced with tennis rackets.

Close up of Mr Rackets-for-hands

Looking forward to the local body horror festival

Another local festival using ai slop for advertising

2026: Keir Starmer repeatedly says he was not told that Peter mandelson failed security vetting

2025: Oliver Robbins to parliament on November 2025, "It was clear the Prime Minister wanted to make this appointment himself. The FCDO was informed of his decision and acted upon it"

Keir Starmer and Morgan McSweeney Ignored Warnings About Peter Mandelson’s Epstein and Russia links Documents reveal Mandelson’s appointment as ambassador to the US was rushed through despite warnings about the “reputational risks” of his financial and personal ties

Keir Starmer claiming to be staggered that he wasn't told that Peter Mandelson had failed vetting.

In reality he'd already been warned by the Propriety and Ethics Team about Mandelson's Epstein and Russian links and appointed him anyway, despite the full vetting not having concluded yet

And she actually is a minor aristocrat, daughter of a baron, and a descendant of the banker Thomas Coutts.

If Stalin had done his job properly, this wouldn't be happening.

Alt text: some fucking German scum holding up and illustration of Hitler in a keffiyah while at some event or other. An Israeli flag is visible.

like, just run a few A/B tests on "Donald Trump is unfit to serve." vs. "Donald Trump thinks you're a stupid little piggy."

top half of the word 'y'all'

some of y'all:

happy Monday, just wanted to let you all know that a player named Priscila Chinchilla scored seven goals in a match for the Costa Rican national team

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

A lot of noise is made about the Triple Lock on pensions, where they rise with measured inflation (CPI)… but then why are UK pensions some of the lowest in Europe?

Partially it’s because gov figures on inflation don’t match the real world.

The gov has an interest in calculating/reporting inflation figures as lower than they actually are. Makes it look like they’re doing a better job and means they don’t have to increase pensions as much.

Greggs, selling matcha

Will everyone please accordingly update their class takes, which will take effect from 5pm today

@stefgotbooted.bsky.social this is AI I’m afraid.

Troutman @robotrowboat Boss: Let's put this matter aside for the time being Me: [looking around nervously] Can only you see the time being? Boss: Huh? Me: Is it standing near me? Boss: Who? Me: [on verge of panic attack] The time being 6:33 PM 06 Jan 18

This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Let’s gooooo.

I was just googling a week ago to see if there had been any rumblings from them.

66 Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed. That word is "Nazi." Nobody cares about their motives anymore. They joined what they joined. They lent their support and their moral approval. And, in so doing, they bound themselves to everything that came after. Who cares any more what particular knot they used in the binding? A.R. Moxon

I keep coming back to this.

So what this means going forward is that they’ll continue to vacillate between aggression and compromise until the markets stop reacting.

Scam world, scam government. The only way it ends is if we remove these people’s ability to make money from crises.

Yes, Trump and those surrounding him are awful enough people that they will literally kill thousands of innocent civilians to personally enrich themselves. That’s what this whole war is about, why not continue doing what he was doing to maximise the gains.

If you know when the markets will move, and which direction, you can 10x your money each time by trading options and derivatives.

That’s why we keep seeing these weird trading volume spikes right before Trump makes an announcement.

There’s also Prediction Markets but that’s small time stuff.

Call me cynical but the whole TACO thing is Trump manipulating the stock market. He did it with tariffs until people stopped responding and now he’s doing it with war.

Flip-flopping between insanely aggressive messaging and chickening out is the most efficient way to make the markets swing.

Ventriloquist slurs

Can I cheer everyone up a bit by pointing out that it's the anniversary of the death of Margaret Thatcher?

Happy dead witch day, girls and gays🥳

Medhi Hasan was certainly trying to hand it to Tucker Carlson a week or two ago.

Orange cats are a whole vibe. 🥰😂🤣

Probably being abused for all of the things she’s done, tbh.