something about being in my late 30s really has me sitting at the window watching the birds jumping in the little dishes of water i set out for them in the garden, i can’t get enough of this shit despite having no preexisting interest in the business of birds.
whenever I see the tip defaulted to 30% on one of those nifty machines it feels like friendly fire in the class war
I do this too!
I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left
Is a human life negotiable? If so, vote blue no matter who.
Let me be crystal clear
Fuck Israel, with my whole chest, fuck them.
Jewish PEOPLE are not Israel. Jewish Americans are NOT Israel.
Fuck those who SUPPORT Israel's genocide, but that is not nor has it ever been 'Jewish people'
And to pretend so is utter racism.
she's a 10 but makes the dial up internet connection noise when she orgasms
Anybody who leaves their pets behind shouldn’t be allowed to have pets
me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen
Snitches get stiches
i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew
I hope Bluesky works long enough for me to tell you all that someone just parked somewhere near my house with their windows down, just BLARING Nelly “Country Grammar!” 😂😂😂
“Worthiness of my support” 😂
Bluesky brags about using AI all over the place. AI is total trash garbage that causes things to fail basically all the time. But don't blame this Bluesky outage on AI, that is you being so ridiculous you might as well have pinned it on Black Magic. It's ridiculous you could even THINK it.
Sending hugs! I know how devastating that can be. 😢
Eating edibles until I’m no longer attached to the present.
Cardio exercise is important to do so you can identify what dying feels like
i really wish "children are people and people are not property" was not a radical opinion but unfortunately it's the central question up for debate with much of politics
i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years
A sad update from the peace talks in Pakistan: after 21 hours of discussions with JD Vance, the Iranian delegation have killed themselves
A screenshot from rainn.org that says 98% of perpetrators walk free. For every 1000 sexual assaults, 50 reports lead to arrests, 28 cases lead to felony convictions, and only 25 perpetrators are sentenced to incarceration.
28/1000
Extremely annoyed at the amount of AI pics of the astronauts landing when we have actual real cool pictures of it that we should be sharing
So it turns out paying people a living wage doesn’t collapse the economy; it’s almost like the rich have been lying to us to maintain their power over our lives.
You’re missing the word “consenting”
I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses
I was thinking about the car too! Then hopefully to their homes as well…
Having one of the worst weeks of my life but one thing that brought me joy today: 2 cops were just wandering through my backyard, I’m assuming looking for someone. We haven’t picked up dog poop ALL winter and I can’t stop smiling thinking about how much shit they just got on their shoes 😂😂
I’m not crying! You’re crying 😭😭
“If they can automatically enroll men into the draft at 18, they can automatically register Americans to vote at 18.
Ask yourself why they won’t”
Josh H.