Should put you as the frontrunner for this year's Noble Piece prize.

Don't know them personally, but they seem like good eggs.

My new AI app is an old log lying by the side of the path. You sit on the log and you watch the creek flow.

One mustn't look a gift disassociation in the mouth, after all.

I always pack some emergency ants in case the picnic doesn’t go the way I want

That's okay. You're still very smart and know a lot for a boy your age.

Wow! Did you build this yourself? We're all so proud of you!

Imagine being out shopping and seeing a human sized mushroom cloud standing in the checkout aisle.

What a handsome young man! So knowledgable and informative!

being a lord during the Mad King's reign is so annoying, his new advisor is a bog witch. you ever try to make small talk with a bog witch?

"One for The City, two for The Hive,
three for The Jelly that keeps us alive,
four for The Mayor, five for The Queen,
Six for The Hand that remains unseen,
Seven for The Cell, 8 for The Wall,
and nine for The Gate that guards us all."

-Bee Rhyme

Forensically, it's impossible to distinguish between a cut made by regular scissors and an upside-down bat wielding left-handed scissors.

But then I wouldn't be able to use left-handed scissors.

I'm getting pissed off just entertaining the possibility.

Sea beasts never expect acidic slime.

Frankly, my dear, I can't give a hand.

Talk about extra 🤣 like girl how are you a goddess of virginity and fertililty 🤨 those should cancel out...

Artemis in the temple with thousands of her damn titties out again.

Reserving the pasta water to pour on my enemies

I'm worried that will only create more problems.

I wish there was a TV show I could watch that would make all the world's problems go away.

If you start down that road, there's no telling where it will take you.

Entering the kitchen and a tutorial pops up:

[Hint: Combine two or more Pastas to create a Pasta Medley.]

Your period may have ended, but mine has just begun.

If I remember correctly, one of the smart kids pointed in a given direction with sufficient confidence.

I... I never thought of it that way...

Our astronomy professor once locked us in the classroom and wouldn't let us leave until someone told her which way was up.

It's far more than what I deserve, but I will be extremely mad if I don't get it.

I'm going to lunge at you when you least expect it.