Fucking maddening

(Oh you too, huh)

Esp since Spongle is about to be killed by the Flartiblaf platform it was using underneath.

They don't need to be welcomed. They need to be "reached." And that message is best delivered by someone that looks like them. I don't advise any young, Black, progressive people to drive to rural 90% Trump voting towns and try to "welcome" some of these people.

The skynet uprising started today in the Lidl.

Rhubarb is garbage.

As a UX designer I asked stakeholder so soften "But what do you think about interstitials / entering your email for a quote / getting marketing emails because you bought one thing?"

And they'd say they hate it. And then just ... look at me.

Of course, earlier they'd say they were customer focused

Customers don't want your emails.

If I was Amtrak or Greyhound, I would be offering discounts or even honoring plane tickets for domestic travel.

One thing about Blake: he never fucking learned.

Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.

Friend of mine lives near a heliuport on the Thames near Battersea, London

mstdn.social/@NotTheLBCGu...

How much have you returned?

Since I live for Other People's Drama, I want descriptions of both

The problem I have with revolutions and upheaval is that diabetics and people with kidney failure and with HIV and such usually die in them.

ColOmbia, not Columbia

It would behoove the new interim CEO of Bluesky to spend literally one minute finding a decent header profile pic that explains something about himself rather than a tacky AI landscape smear.

You can, however, kill your children this way.

By forcing their own hand. Absolving you.

Workers at several perfume counters in Berlin's KaDeWe did not know the name and brand Serge Lutens and that is a scandal.

Oh God.

I put stickers and paint on a laptop along a theme back when laptops were still expensive and ... oh never mind.

I once got written about in a magazine for making a web page about how I blessed a gas station dressed as the Virgin Mary.

I'm taking bets on how high he's going to be:
1. Jacked up
2. Super jacked up

Looking forward to reading the "what the eff was THAT?!" posts later tonight.

I had to explain Flavor Flav today.

—"The W.A. stood for With Attitude."
"So the N stood for..."
—"Yes, that."

And then I had to explain how MTV was too timid to show rap because poor white suburban teens, who then turned out to be the hugest consuers of rap once they heard it.

WHAT?

Like he's new to sin.

...which is where you could have left it

Well, the brother of the king lives there, but the locals do not claim him.

Tim

So was formerly Prince Andy Mounty Batty

1500 jaar Christelijke Pluriformiteit in De Lage Landen is wanneer beelden in kerken mogen blijven staan maar je ook zelf de bijbel mag lezen, maar nu opeens zijn ze echt helemaal van de diversiteit.

Ik kan mij nog herinneren hoe het CDA mij wettelijk vertelde dat ik alleen met vrouwen mocht trouwen. Euthanasie. Etc. Etc.

Christenen die zich opens achter diversiteit willen verschuilen doen a) alsof we geen geheugen hebben en b) naïef zijn over wat er gebeurt wanneer ze weer aan de macht zijn.

Stop. Stop IT. STAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHPPPPPPP. My God.