HOMG bluesky notification jumpscare

I keep forgetting this app exists 🤣🙈

After finishing two... I'm inclined to agree with you. 😬

It's a two coffee morning.

🫂

I don't open the app for weeks at a time, not because I don't like it, but because there's genuinely too much happening and I'm struggling to stay on top of it all 🤷‍♀️

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

(I went with a gif tho because it's too perfect)

It’s hard to imagine someone more universally enjoyed than Catherine O’Hara where the opinions range from “I like her and her work” to “I love her and her work” and that’s a pretty good legacy

Cancelled my morning yoga class to go back to sleep. It's that kind of day.

a woman in a black polka dot dress says what a unanimously disastrous day Alt: A woman in a black polka dot dress (Moira Rose of Schitt’s Creek) says: “what a unanimously disastrous day this is turning out to be”

Sharing a useful gif.

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

I appreciate this definitive response.

oooooh

should i get a shakti mat for stress relief

I'm literally playing right this minute & have written down 2 ideas today. 😆😆

It's STFU Friday.
Refresh the script 👇

Both are sent. Please please please do not make this complicated, universe. 🙏

Listening to this Anthropic settlement webinar has encouraged me to finally start sending my rights reversion requests. One down, one to go. Cross your fingers for me.

I've heard it's lovely! I'll bump it up the reading list, thank you.

god, i need more cozy fantasy, cozy mysteries, cozy ANYTHING, this world is hard and cruel and i cannot open a damn app without my heart breaking for this world a little more each time

FOR GOOD REASON!! 🤣🤣

Anyway if you have a favorite version of the show (ie. a specific country or edition etc) please chime in so I know which one to binge next 🤣

And S4 (American) premieres THIS WEEK and one of my favorite artists is a cast member!!?!! I've seen him in concert twice. SO STOKED.

My sister convinced me to try watching The Traitors about a month ago... since then, I've blasted through all 3 American seasons, the first Canadian season & am halfway through Traitors Canada S2.

It is the *perfect* background show & stops me from watching rage-inducing YouTube commentary videos.

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance

Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn

Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video

A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

officially playing Clair Obscura on story mode because life is too short 😆

screen grab from Pluribus with subtitles that say “man, i love trains”

when i eat too much tylenol

All things considered, The Earworm is actually very good at his job.

The Return of Jafar should've been titled The Redemption of Iago but I guess that didn't sound as exciting for marketing

*this morning musing brought to you by flu/covid vaxx soreness & mild fever*