Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before BURBANK, CA—Hinting at an exciting new phase for the beloved franchise, the Walt Disney Co. released a statement Friday promising Star Wars fans a new era of blind stabs at what they seemed to like be...

“Fans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly varying guesses at what might appeal to them,” said Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro

Do you think Sheev lays awake at night wondering if he should check in on Maul, only to decide that nah Maul’s just gonna be all verbose and cryptic about shit. No ones got time for that. Maul is the Rickety Cricket of the Sith

Richard Ayoade is too on brand as a droid, unsettlingly so

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

I will face god and walk backwards into hell

Tim Ferriss’s "The 4-Hour Body" (feat. Peter Shamshiri) - Maintenance Phase We're joined by Mike's If Books Could Kill co-host to revisit a biohacking diet book for the boys.Support us:Hear bonus episodes on PatreonWatch Aubrey's documentaryBuy Aubrey's bookListen to Mike's o...

🚨 IT’S A CROSSOVER EPISODE 🚨

We’re joined by @fivefourpod.bsky.social & @ifbookspod.bsky.social’s own Peter Shamshiri for a diet book deep dive on Tim Ferriss’s “The 4-Hour Body.”

What does $250k in medical equipment get you? Unlimited ultrasounds & bad advice!

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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."

This is spinosaurus erasure

I know this wasn’t the intent of the post, but I’m still sleepy so for a moment there I thought she meant a T Rex size hummingbird and it might have been the coolest thing I ever imagined

😔

I am once again asking

The incomprehensible shrieking noise I just made… omfg it’s back!! I love this show so much, and the Aldrich Kemp series, they’re so so good. If you haven’t listened to them, now’s the time. If you HAVE listened to them, well now’s the time to listen again

Pisces: Your eyes go black and birds fall out of the sky as you smile for the first time in centuries. All is transpiring according to prophecy.

“You can’t kill me, I’m too naive to die!”

Sure, just hurry up and make a cocoon we’ve got a lot of silkworm weirdos to please

A virginia opossum inside a park trash can, peeking out. "Happiness is a strange notion. I am just not made for it."

Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

A digital 4 panel comic. The first panel has a white cat that says "I try to be nice to everyone". The second panel has a black cat that replies with "ok now be nice to yourself." Third panel is the white cat staring in silence, and the fourth panel the white cat's expression changed into an angry one

But what if I don't wanna >:[

#comic #cats

Ahahahahahah omg I did

Based on this tumblr post - www.tumblr.com/purple-confu...

Gonna spend my evening making a Julius Caesar pin cushion while drinking pastry stout and watching Garak episodes of DS9

Top image—a small, two inch long shrimp perched on a fake bridge Bottom image—a hulking great shrimp lurks under the bridge, at least three times the size of the previous one

Added a new species of shrimp to our tank and the size difference is a bit ridiculous. Just look at this magnificent beastie!

A replica of Thomas the Tank Engine being transported on a large flatbed truck. It’s strapped down in multiple places and the face portion is covered by a large black bag

Thomas gets taken to a black ops site

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

The Orville has often been described as Star Trek fan fiction (cause it is) but the thing is that you can clearly see all the ways that Seth MacFarlane watched Star Trek and kept muttering under his breath

A complete TTRPG called PIG AT A WEDDING. You can download a text-only version of it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/pig-at-wedding-153576626

PIG AT A WEDDING is a one-page TTRPG where you must sneak a pig into a wedding and release it at the most traumatic possible moment.

PDF, text-only version, and a largely unrelated dev diary here: www.patreon.com/posts/pig-at...

They look like they’re about to start a dance routine that ends with a knife fight against the opposing neighbourhood gang of squirrels