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Posts by Swanson Ritner

"no greater reality show"

Being the greatest reality show is like being valedictorian of summer school.

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336 hours in the life of Mike Vrabel

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Michael retroactively joined the 27 Club.

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It's how you goad a better team into doing something dumb to warrant a possible suspension. Walk away triumphant but wounded.

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Bohm woulda missed the empty netter from point blank range.

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Repost with your first crush

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My ECW-watching old soul thought he'd tagged Taz and The Full Blooded Italians.

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11,100 tickets already sold for Double or Nothing, per WrestleTix.

That would make it the second-most attended Double or Nothing to date, behind only 2022.

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Brock's already left the building, because he's heard a lot about Vegas traffic.

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Streaming some customized AEW action on Fire Pro Wrestling for the next few hours. Come on in and chat!

www.twitch.tv/turfmonsterj

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Women's match times from April 2026 PPVs

1. Thekla-Hayter (16:31, AEW)
2. Divines-Hyan/Maya (10:35*, AEW)
3. Windsor-Shafir (8:55*, AEW)
4. WWE Tag 4-way (8:35, WWE)
5. Becky-AJ (8:15, WWE)
6. Liv-Vaquer (6:51, WWE)
7. Kamille-Anne (1:25*, designed squash, AEW)

* Dynasty's pre-show

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And even if nobody will blow him, Job is patient enough to wait it out.

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She turned off replies, but I wanted to impart my favorite defense mechanism.

*All* scripted forms of entertainment are "fake". When somebody chastises you for liking "fake" wrestling, just point out their favorite programs are equally scripted.

"Pretty sure Vin Diesel can't drive for shit, bud."

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Post a random AEW GIF to drown out the other crap on this feed #AEW #WhereTheBestWrestle

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If you watched it, it's on you.

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Gonna stream Madden for a bit this evening, because there's nothing good on TV. Will play as whatever teams the mob dictates.

www.twitch.tv/turfmonsterj

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It’s a need for people who feel powerless to assert some kind of dominance.

Those who already feel a sense of fulfillment just watch what makes them happy.

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Psst... hate-watching counts as views.

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Vincels is right there

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Since you’re a reporter, what did you think of Andreas Hale’s recent reporting on Janel Grant? And do you feel he deserved to be stripped of his WrestleMania credentials for reporting stories less-than-flattering (though objective) about WWE?

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So he stated that he’s only supporting shows part of the WWE umbrella as his tribute?

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Say what?

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Don’t get mad about what was chanted last night.

Channel your energy into the promotion you like. Signal boost them instead.

Do your part to starve “the bad guys”.

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He got to be what a lot of young ballplayers aspire to be: a Game 7 hero. RIP.

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Do they serve 7-Up instead of Sprite?

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AEW's last three "first-time" men's World champions all hail from Washington State:

-Swerve Strickland (Tacoma)

-Bryan Danielson (Aberdeen)

-Darby Allin (Seattle)

A little surprising that Seattle's Aubrey Edwards only officiated one of those three wins.

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Something for the wrestling history buffs:

The go-home Dynamite before AEW Double or Nothing is being held in the same Portland, ME venue (Cross Insurance Arena, formerly Cumberland County Civic Center) where Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels had the WWF's first ever ladder match in 1992.

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It’s fun to dunk on what that company’s become, but I’ve found giving AEW more oxygen is more affirming.

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