the lovers #zutara #atla

Remind me to never get the Oikos Greek yogurt ever again. It tastes weirdly chalky 😵‍💫

Ethan Klein literally married a terrorist. He doesn't get to claim moral superiority to anyone.

People really will try to monetize anything these days

Oh sweetie, it's Beyond Beef

Just learned the word "dilfcourse" and now I'm obsessed

Don't know how I ended up with FurrySky on my Discover tab, but, eh, they seem to be having fun and who couldn't use more positivity in their feed?

Devil Dawgs is a really good place to eat if you like chili dogs

For what reason? I'm guessing for the love of being evil? Like I said, horrifying, but kind of funny.

It's really horrifying but also kinda funny that in the Pokémon anime, they have Giovanni keep his Pokémon in cages. This dude is a gym leader, we've *seen* him use Pokéballs, the ~typically preferred~ method of storing Pokémon, but this dude just keeps them in cages when he's not gym leadering.

My mom got a new car (not a Tesla, just a regular Ford SUV) and I was surprised she went for something with a big tablet! I don't think those things are safe at all. I don't even like how flat the buttons in my current car are.

Yesterday was International Bread Day.
This fact is a day old, so I Propose a toast.

Of what you said or the post? You're not making any sense.

I'm way more messed up over this than I thought I would be, oh my God. I'm like in actual pain and I still gave over 5 hours of work left.

Could be??? I also don't understand what this has to do with people claiming this parent is abusive.

I had a dream that she came back to me

That she *wanted* me back

And now it's like the heart I've spent the past 3 years stitching back together is torn to shreds again

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

“I Have Lost Everything”: The Toll of Cities’ Homeless Sweeps Cities often take belongings — including important documents and irreplaceable mementos — when they conduct sweeps of homeless encampments. ProPublica gave notecards to people across the country so th...

We asked people who lived in homeless encampments that were cleared out in city “sweeps” to write about what object was the hardest for them to lose.

“They took my baby pictures and my moms obituaries,” a man in California wrote.

(Published Dec. 2024)

The Legend of Korra Team Avatar is honestly perfect. Two bisexual disasters, a high femme tech whiz, a token straight himbo, a DILF, and a dog. Like truly, what more could you want?

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

I didn’t think I could be offended by much but Israeli soldiers beheading a statue of Jesus in Lebanon while we pay their bills has me feeling a kind of way.

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

Oh my fucking God I hate mowing

Pray for me, specifically my skin and sinuses. I need to mow my grass and I'm allergic to mowing grass.

Okay, hear me out: a lawn mower that rides like a unicycle

Why didn't anyone tell me the Pope was on Twitter telling people to touch grass

I'm still trying to understand what people are angry about. A parent informed their kid about the possible consequences of something she was doing and encouraged her to make better choices. A person would have to be like the most extreme of AI propagandists to make this seem like child abuse.

Oh no, a parent parented their kid by teaching her about the consequences of a thing she was doing and encouraged her to make healthier choices, we better call fucking CPS or some shit