u should get this tattooed

me too

Next time someone asks where i’m from i’m saying the store

i lied i don’t even post on here but maybe one day

that’s cause u don’t follow me

🫂

the smoke alarm just beeped once right as i walked under it and then stopped

Sunset on the digicam oh......i think i understand how one could love the world. In theory

not if i have anything to say about it

they're saying that my powers will activate soon . looking forward to this

hello

u can’t complain u don’t even post on here

bluesky or as i like to call it, the sacramento app

Naming my dog Michael

me

i think jakobs intimidated by my dvd collection

one week in:
* asian glow dropped
* i saw someone in downtown sacramento wearing a poncho

i think u fellas are missing the irony here

jakob needs to get better soon so he can post on bluesky

🔥

smash bros? dont mind if

😅

we’re the last of the real

All my instagram story likes are fully platonic unless i want you in which case they’re a profession of undying love you have to figure out which it is though

Argument at the christmas chinese takeout dinner table because i said i enjoyed joker 2

did u tell them im on your side

one of many

i think it’s fun when jakob gets a little mad