โMost poisons donโt really affect me. When youโve got a serpent living inside you all the timeโฆ yeah, poison canโt kill me.โ
โOh! And this is just one of my cute little hobbiesโI like extracting and making my own poisons to use.โ
Pulls open his shirt and looks in.
Huh.
๐ธ๏ธ Eepy bonus kitten
๐ธ๏ธ char
Sleepy Spider-Mun is sleepy. Night my lovelies!
"No I'm good. Light won't bother me."
Picking up Mortimer, he puts him in the spare bedroom along with water, food, and his litter, and then starts getting the food packed up.
"Thanks for dinner sweetheart."
๐ธ๏ธ TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
๐ธ๏ธWhat's happening???
๐ธ๏ธ No stop.
I adore you.
Have a Babel fish
๐ธ๏ธ There's actually a bunch of different tools that all fall under strainer so it wouldn't be wrong to call it that
๐ธ๏ธ That's what this is
"I can build us a little web nest above the window so you can see the city lights if you want, but we can't sleep in it. The webs dissolve."
๐ธ๏ธ tbh I know it from taking culinary classes and having worked in kitchens
"Your binder under your suit has to be the most uncomfortable thing known to man. How can you breath, let alone fight in that thing?"
A kitchen spider.
char
I am snorting because I just now realized how deeply confusing that is.
"Hello?"
You know it just occurred to me.
If you saw a big muscular guy with a hockey mask and covered in cuts and bruises just hanging around a cemetery, youโd probably piss yourself.
Ha.
"Yeah. We can just cuddle, or there's always the guest room if your not comfortable with that yet."
"I want you to stay."
She's not sure she's seen him look so happy.
"Well, some of that is the radioactive spider-blood."
Cranking the heat on a burner he put on a pot of water and placed a spider in it.
"Want to try them?"
"Awl eu ken eaugh?"
His mouth was stuffed with fried turnip cake with a charsiu bao in his off hand.
"Yana. It's all you can eat until 5AM. This place is a garden of debauchery and dumpling based sin."
"You're justified."
"Hey..."
He loosened his grip and looked at the food they had left mostly untouched.
"I'll throw all this in the fridge but... Do you want to spend the night? It's too late to let you go home."
Pinned, he sighed and gently keeps playing with her hair, looking down at her with an exasperated smile.
"A total sook."
@rararasputina.bsky.social
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๐ฑ "If you are awake, portal here ASAP."
"You big baby..."
He chuckled, crawling into bed with her and letting her have her snuggly way.
@lovelypetals.bsky.social
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"If you stop trying to destroy the city to can give my cat kisses."
@jeffls616.bsky.social
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๐ฑ "You have a phone? How"
๐ฑ: I don't have spider blood hound powers.
๐ฑ: And my Spider-Sense is for immediate Danger.
๐ฑ: Stand on the roof and point a gun at me - then I'll find ya!
๐ฑ: Be there in twenty, pending some city wide crime spree or something dumb.
