We love you guys, and getting to be a witness to your awesome lives and selves is a gift 🌟

Meme based on current bluesky drama. A demented squidward has a caption that says “gay sex is weird and hypocritical” and a momma fish is ushering her kid fish away from the nonsense

Time to queer it up this weekend

A dude in a casket sitting up and looking out with interest

Me at my funeral when I hear someone say they're going to take all my t-shirts to Goodwill

Holds up so very well

That's so cool!!!

A giant Garfield parade balloon peeking from behind a building giving a thumbs up

Rodeo Punk Parade's OG t-shirt

Rodeo Punk Parade's Gamera t-shirt

Rodeo Punk Parade's Find Out t-shirt

Rodeo Punk Parade's Movie Monster Models t-shirt and Vampira t-shirt

Time to bring out your inner monster 👹

Our goblins painstakingly redoing a design for the thousandth time just to get a chuckle or a "that's cool" out of a few people on the internet 😂

Damn these are cool picks!

You might be happy.

But are you My Chemical Romance and Amy Lee playing Donkey Konga on Nintendo GameCube happy?

A badass wearing the Rodeo Punk Parade "Support Women's Rights and Wrongs" T-shirt

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DING A DING DANG MY DANG A LONG LING LONG

Hey. You. Be fucking kind to yourself and make sure you’re taking care of your body and mind. We gotta get through all of this together.

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Oh nooooo Kenzie 😦

Rodeo Punk Parade's Destiny t. It says "dicked by the dangling dong of destiny" over an image of a grim reaper, with two flying little... dick demons? What are these goblins designing, I swear... and a row of skulls at the boyyom with a death metal style Rodeo Punk Parade logo

Siouxsie lets our design goblins have a lot of creative freedom when designing t-shirts.
Maybe *too* much creative freedom...

Ridley and Jonesy from Alien

Alien is the best because at its core it's a movie about about not listening to the smart woman in the group, and then everyone dies horrifically except the smart woman and her cat.

i am done with Self Care It is time for Others Harm an animorphs style photo of a blond girl turning into a cheetah

Facts

🎶 just take a look
In a book 🎵

Handmade shorts??? They're amazing!

Hahaha

Rodeo Punk Parade's Internal Screaming T-Shirt

We made you a mix tape

Hahaha YES TO ALL OF THIS

This one holds up, it's a winner

Date idea:
Go to a Courthouse and just walk into an active courtroom and sit down and listen to other people's cases.
Then snuggle with pizza and go full fan fiction together on all the tea you collected on total strangers, filling in the gaps of the court drama with your imagination.

it’s 2am but i went outside to take a photo of the moon, she’s looking so beautiful tonight 🌕✨

Translating to "LinkedIn Speak" is the funniest but most real shit ever 😂
Have any of you been over there lately?