Baby dont hurt me.

Oh bother.

This is so OP it makes capsize look weak, over priced and irrelevant.

Sorry, quite right.

7. They were shit.

1. They were shit.
2. They werent hover boards.
3. They were shit.
4. The batteries exploded on the reg.
5. They were shit.
6. They werent hover boards.

Sesevenen.

That may have been something of a faux pas, he said after drunkenly shiting in the queens handbag.

So 4 hours of work a day....

As a man who fundamentally disagrees with religion as a concept, please let me give this a warm and heartfelt k 👍

Wow there's a lot of straight hate in here...
As someone with multiple gay and lesbian friends, and two trans friends, hearing how much you all hate me is really disheartening.

Do you know how many people in the UK died of measles in 2023?( complete data for 24 isnt out yet )

0.

2 adults who caught measles before 1968 died and 1 child who entered the country with measles did die.

But... did you ever find the library?

There's always room in my large pack!

Wait what?

Its snowing here. Can we swap? I miss festival season

I'm dyslexic(thank you auto correct)

I find it far harder to read that way, but if you must do it, make sure the letters are consistently sized and type faced. Also make sure it stands out from everything else that's going on.

Because you've both been blowing each other up for generations. I couldn't give a shit which one of you happens to be winning or losing.

Supply and demand.

Retail staff are low paid because there is high supply.

Research staff are low paid because there is low demand.

I hate breaking human beings down into this, but that's how it works. Late stage capitalism sucks.

As much as it sucks, and this is why regulations exist, you're paid for how hard you are to replace, not how essential you are.

Do you know how many school mass shootings there have been in the UK this year? Zero.

This decade? Zero.

This century? ZERO.

YES! Star Ocean representation!

Ive build, taken apart, rebuilt literally thousands of computers/servers in my career and have never even heard of those armbands.

Dont worry about it.

Obamanite

Jesus H Fuck.

Just take it out of her paycheck if you're that stingey...

Why the firing?

The "slimest margin" part. I fookin hate Trump but Kamala got bloody trounced.

Never mind. The bots have started flowing in.

So i just joined from twitter, kinda expecting the same bots and political crap just from the left instead of the right....
But no, my feed is just gaming and science news, with the added bonus of Susie Dent.

This is what a functioning app looks like.