cassandra 🗣️ with 🗣️ knotweed 🗣️

a white woman wearing a blue shirt and blue bandanna sitting in a folding chair in front of a cluster of japanese knotweed that is a little taller than she is

cassandra with knotweed

bull staring off into space imagines eating the grass he's standing on

the thing about being mostly offline is you get to go weeks, months even, without remembering brianna wu exists

IT’S HERE! Picnic 2 is ON SALE NOW at Hive Mind Books in Bushwick 💛🧺🐝 More locations coming soon :) —Alma

SLIGHTLY YOUNGER TRANS WOMAN — "Is it AGP to say I would fuck my clone?"

1. - "I don't think you should worry about that typology stuff."
2. - [Esprit de Corps - Medium] "I would also fuck my clone."
3. - [Electrochemistry - Heroic] "I would also fuck your clone."

lurking behind my new copy of #PicnicMag is Snoopy runnin real fast

do i have to complete it correctly

whoever completes my crossword first wins a prize

Picnic Magazine followed me back 🙂‍↕️

Wow!

you too could own a guilt-free copy of Picnic (guilty ones cost extra)

We sold our first magazine of this run to @tiddypills.bsky.social in our shared apartment, roommate guilt not included

Picnic and Friends Spring 2026 Launch party poster Time: May 7, 7pm Location: Singers Bar, 30 Kosciusko St, Brooklyn NY Readings from Anton Solomonik, Benedict Nguyen, Harron Walker, and live comics by Mattie Lubchansky

At long last! we'll be celebrating Picnic's second issue at Singers in Brooklyn on May 7 at 7pm. Come for readings from the new issue and friends of the rag, leave with a copy of the hottest trans literature magazine in New York city 🧺📚🏖️

i did and so can you

buy Picnic

On sale today btw

👀👀👀

btw, the only reason picnic vol 2. isn't on sale yet is that Alma has to glue a copy of an illustration into all 300 magazines because our printer said it was "too pornographic."

if you guys are into that sort of thing

trying out being on here a bit. we’ll see if it sticks. we’ll see if i can handle it

new personal mantra “just go clean. go clean something. who gives a shit”

clean shaven guy on the street in a shirt that says WITH GREAT BEARD COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY. big ol beard underneath the words. let us know king

Subway poster for something called “Mind of a Serial Killer: The Experience.” Features a guy’s black and white mug shot with the eyes covered by a man in a red room getting up to something nefarious. The tag line is “True crime isn’t a podcast anymore. It’s an experience.”

i feel like it was already an experience prior to being a podcast

entering a very The Drums time in my life

god i hope so. that does sound fun 🫣

whatever

it's that time of year where the bum ass boy pigeons won't leave the lady ones alone. got me clenching my fist like arnold whenever i walk by the park

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

ok facts 🗣️

when mom puts the blanket over your cage and you’re not even ready to go to sleep yet <<<<