I think my chihuahua would scare the hell out of a cheetah for like 2 seconds

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

if these guys actually spent any time around the families, churches and schools they say they love so much, they’d know sophisticated organizing doesn’t actually require billionaire donors and military hierarchies. organic movements are light work for moms, clergy, teachers and nonprofit activists.

👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 HAVE 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 BE 👏🏻 GOOD 👏🏻

more and more lately i’ve been thinking, christ, they’ll murder you for any reason, they’ll do it for no reason, they’ll do it while your back is turned or while you’re driving away. what incentive do i have NOT to laugh in their stupid fucking hog faces

you can always x, it’s always morally correct meme saying you can always break a man’s Meta glasses, it’s always morally correct

[Werner Herzog voice] He is monstrous, but in a more profound sense, Cookie Monster is also a victim

It’s October 13. I roll my windows down, the sounds of several screaming witches blasting from my speakers

In a creative writing course at university, our professor told us to keep our financial expectations low as authors and have a backup plan. Not because books weren’t being published, but because the market was *so saturated* with books that publishing houses were running out of customers/readers

‪@skupone.bsky.social: hate click style opinion. this is insane ‪@fleerultra.bsky.social‬: me or them? ‪@skupone.bsky.social‬: yours im afraid. sorry for being a hater, I was stressed out because my elderly dog fell down the stairs ‪@fleerultra.bsky.social‬: is the dog okay?!? ‪@skupone.bsky.social‬: thank you for your concern, I made that part up so you wouldint get mad at me ‪@fleerultra.bsky.social‬: lmao

I say this in all sincerity, these are the types of reply guys I truly cherish. you want to encourage and nurture them. they are the best. CC @skupone.bsky.social

[yelling at the top of my lungs to another childless friend] oh im gonna have a kid that DIES in the water wars?? uhhh OKAY [noticing my friend that has an 8 year old is listening] i think darling Melissa will have 15-20 confirmed kills ❤️

the stories that come out of the ICE camps are going to look like the stories that come out of every camp system; rampant corruption, epidemic disease, physical and sexual abuse on a vast scale, a death rate far higher than normal, and medical abuses.

The last six months have felt like the montage in a Gremlins movie where the Gremlins are just going ham, breaking shit and being disgusting

SUPPORT FOR ARTURO GAMBOA At the June 14 "No Kings" protest in Salt Lake City, a hired "peacekeeper" from the 5051 security group opened fire into the crowd, killing Arthur "Afa" Folasa Ah Loo and shooting Arturo Gamboa, two beloved members of our community. Please help support Arturo and his family, and demand justice by donating and sharing his story. Arturo was arrested and is being falsely held responsible or the death of Ah Loo. Arturo never once raised his gun, or fired a shot. He was legally & responsibly open-carrying his gun. This is a clear violation of Arturo's s econd ammendment rights and a devastating blow to our community. PLEASE DONATE TO SUPPORT ARTURO & HIS FAMILY. YOUR DONATIONS WILL GO TOWARD: HELP SUPPORT ARTURO BY DONATING HERE: ARTURO'S LEGAL FEES COMMUNITY ORGANIZING & OUTREACH EMERGENCY AID FOR ARTURO & HIS FAMILy>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Arturo's friends and band-mates are asking everyone to share this support campaign with a link to the fundraiser page.

Please spread this around in your punk and DIY circles.

you cannot just vote this kinda fascism away, folks.

American corpses have more legal bodily autonomy than American women

A photo of Afa Ah Loo, a smiling handsome Samoan man, caption Afa Ah Loo/Instagram Fashion designer Afa Ah Loo fatally shot by "peacekeeper" at protest in Salt Lake City

The man who was killed by 50501 Utah's "peacekeepers" is Afa Ah Loo, an acclaimed fashion designer. He was the only Sāmoan contestant on Project Runway. A fundraiser for his family is here: www.gofundme.com/f/help-laura...

You know
the world
is not ending,
but the world
you know
is.

I call on beloved LA band The Red Hot Chili Peppers to defuse tensions with a public performance of their song ‘Sir Psycho Sexy’

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

if we are to survive the current American authoritarian turn, then “actually learning when to shut the fuck up on the Internet” has to be among our TOP priorities on the left

to be clear the reasons i have for not wanting to stigmatize drug users are that i know how they are treated by society a little bit because i am on controlled substances and chronically ill and people treat me like shit for it. if i got treated like that all the time i would also do drugs about it

total strangers on here love to reply to your posts and tell you about their ailments

"Was the grink there?"

The grink, coming in from the other room: "Yeah bitch, I was actually"

fat kitty

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!

Ken: "Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win."

Trebek: "Whoa! Hello!"

I love to stay up late and have fun even though it’s not fun and I don’t love it