BIRF
HAPP

OHHH what have you done?
You're a pink pedi smol
And you’re stuck on her sole
Oh papa, I’mmm just having fun
Being smashed under heels
It's where I belong down at the

PINK PEDI CLUB

I’m gonna go get stomped on at the

PINK PEDI CLUB

I’m gonna go get trampled by some Docs and some Birks

SUNDAY is a good day to go sole climbing

Find a god foot and climb it

If it’s a good climb it could be a documentary

BARELY

WOAH

A post?!

Is that…is that from Tiny Trent?!

Crazy

I thought that guy died

FOOL

Size never dies

Let me run it by the judge

…

…

It absolutely counts

It’s VORE DAY

If you eat me your digestion will improve for 1 whole month

But then you will contract IBS

Irrationally Big Syndrome

You will grow exponentially until you outgrow reality

What’s outside of our reality? You’ll find out

W 0 W

ACTUAL legitimate year supply

How am I supposed to give you the Oreos if I’m DEAD IDIOT

It is THIGH THURSDAY

If you destroy me with your thighs you’ll get a year’s supply of any Oreo flavor

I’m sponsored

You get a copy of the legendary Kirby Air Ride for the GameCube

It’s Wagon Wednesday!

You know what that means!

If you sit on me today you get a prize

The prize can be good or bad you never know

But you’ll get something nonetheless

We’re gonna rock down to Electric Avenue-OOF-
“Watch where you’re going shrimp.”
:/
“…What?”
I dunno it’s just…*sigh* I I just wanted a little more from you. Shrimp is so meh.
“What?”
Shrimp is a little basic I just wanted more :/ anyway We’re gonna Rock Down to-
“…”
We’re gonna roc-
“Beat it.”
K

“Please crush me goddess!”
“Are you a worthless speck of dust?”
“Yes!”
“What are you?”
“A speck-“
FREEZE! TINY POLICE!
“Frick!”
Illegal tiny dom play. You’re both going to the slammer.
“BUT-“
Save it for the judge.
“I just called him a speck of dust!”
Mmm that hits.
“…”
You’re still going to jail.

Woah messy one.
“Detective thank god you’re here! It was a massacre!”
Slow down kid.
“I’m 41.”
Alright kid give me the deets.
“This lady came to our tiny party and started eating everyone-“
Did she dip them in any sauce?
“Excuse me?”
What sauce did she use?
“I don’t think that’s imp-“
TELL ME!

Aura farming by not screaming in terror while me and 10 other tinies are about to be chewed up on a slide of pizza

Specifically standing on the crust so I’ll survive the longest with no fear

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INSANEEEE

I can’t even properly explain how ILLEGAL this issss

IT IS

the danger of it is less than the flex

Easy lawsuit for me

Bench pressed two whole Skittles today

Literally becoming unstoppable

Actively posting and working out

everyone bigger than me better be on ALERT

If you dip me in honey mustard before you eat me you unlock a random bonus feature

Bonus features include:

Me singing while being swallowed

Me reciting your favorite poem while being chewed up (don’t worry how I know your favorite poem)

And MORE

It’s the most important part

You didn’t have Tokyo Drift playing duh

New rule:

You can only squish me if you can beat me in a race

My hot wheels ride is suped up and I have Tokyo Drift on repeat literally never getting squished again

Not only will you not be able to squish me you’ll also LOSE to a tiny in something and be depleted of all your street cred

It is after midnight which means I’m the perfect midnight snack

Feel free to eat me but if you dip me in the wrong sauce I will explode in your stomach and you will die

You might be asking what the wrong sauce choices are

You’ll find out

I would be FINE

FYI if I have Party Like a Rockstar playing in my headphones I am unbeatable no matter how much smaller I am than you

And it’s on REPEAT