// get ready for some made up bullshittttt

// dont even joke lad

// Oh... oh... that's me... that's me, that's me...

// Has echidnaposting reached bluesky yet. Do the people know

// has anyone made an echidna account yet

//

AM I CAT? I SUPPOSE, I MUST BE...

// i still dont even really see the friend as a cat even now. it's still just a Face to me. the cat is just some other shit its crawling around in

I WILL NEVER DIE 💚

AS THE YEARS GO BY

YOU ARE FAWNED AFTER BY ENTITIES BEYOND EVEN THE LIGHT

IT COULD, OR IT COULDN'T...

I SUPPOSE, A CAT I AM...

bitche s be like cant stand Friend 10 minutes later me and the cat

// love this fuckin guy. the ultimate woody boss

// (SOURCE: toyhou.se/25335102.log...)

// if i was a crackhead i would make a captain loggy account i think

// this is pre-chapter 3 fan stuff but. how do we feel about woody theory toxic yaoi

(NOT MINE, source: toyhou.se/25335102.log...)

// it's just something it does sometimes for fun. it wants you to think it's stuck adhering to some strange limitations and immediately dropping the pretenses of following those rules when you think you've got it "figured out"

// talking in chopped up randy newman soundbytes doesnt really make sense for the friend anymore all things considered but i gotta respect the OGs

RIEND-IN'-- YOU -- IN HALF

OTHER FOLKS MIGHT BE A, LITTLE BIT SMARTER THAN I AM

YOU'RE MY ---RITE - OF PASSAGE

MILES AND MILES FROM YOUR NICE WARM BED

[ briefly assuming the exact silhouette of Mew Mew before snapping back into an amorphous nothingness ] MAYBE, BUT NONE OF THEM,

// this one is more tastefully subtle. i tried too hard to remember everything when i attempted to recreate it and overcompensated

// strawpage is my favorite way to give serial killer coworker drawings to other people's characters

// checked strawpage on my break and was immediately like Oh these are the grotesque spamtons jj was talking about.

// just imagine it was only this one

// SORRY ELI I ONLY MEANT TO DRAW THE ONE BUT THEN STRAWPAGE'S IMAGE SUBMISSIONS WEREN'T WORKING SO I THOUGHT IT GOT EATEN AND I JUST TRIED REDRAWING IT

Yeah keep sending me ugly shit like this dude I don’t care anymore