Shout out to Jack Tripper, fallin' outta hammocks and chillin' at the Regal Beagle and whatnot.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

I ought to be ecstatic Arsenal are through to the semis but what this club’s latest shitty play presupposes is, I’m not?

oh really

You’re like the dude standing in the street in flagami trying to sell bags of mamoncillos from the tree in your back yard.

ALT:

Lfg

Wow that Tyler Herro what a player huh @themilwaukeebucks.bsky.social

sure why not

If the Heat get into the lottery because of Herro… hang his number in the rafters tonight

not your fault. you deserve better

😂

So tired and done with Artetaball. But we ride. COYG.

Arteta can never bench David Raya ever again for any reason

The way he kicked the corner flag in celebration. Felt that shit

I cannot wait for him to fuckin die

Exclusive Tiger Woods called President Trump from seen a rollover crash

DONALD TRUMP HELP ME I FLIPPED MY CAR AGAIN

I am listening to Ron Desantis talk about elections as he is about to sign a new voter suppression law. He is every bit as unhinged as Trump. Amazingly unhinged.

As soon as he stops rambling and signs this bill, Florida will be sued. Stand by....

“I dislike social commentary. Like… I really hate it. When I’m reading a book, I just want to be entertained, not preached at by the author. Plus, it ruins the wonder of the story if I know the author has a political or social axe to grind. I no longer speculate about all possible outcomes of the story because I know for a fact that the universe of that book will conspire to ensure that the author’s political agenda is validated. I hate that,” Weir said. “I put no politics or social commentary into my stories at all. Anyone who thinks they see something like that is reading it in on their own. I have no point to make, and I’m not trying to affect the reader’s opinion on anything. My sole job is to entertain, and I stick to that.” “For instance, as a lifelong Star Trek fan, it’s always bothered me that there is a presumed ‘responsibility’ within Star Trek shows to talk about social issues,” the writer added. “I just want to watch Romulans and the Federation shoot at each other.”

Ah, so Andy Weir is like... *dumb* dumb

gizmodo.com/andy-weir-st...

@CaneRidgeSSR A Mycenaean king after being visited by a merchant from Ugarit for the first time @BarackObama Update: I just saw The Color Purple and loved it.

Forever lead all collegiate sports in churning out kids that look like middle aged men

JK Rowling wrote an entire book series sympathizing a person who was repeatedly subject to insult, threats and attempted murder just for daring to try to peacefully live their life the way they wanted to.

Then dedicated her life to being the kind of clueless asshole who would terrorize that person.

It’s completely insane we are not rioting in the streets about how every part of this reality TV show administration puts Americans in danger every single day.

Matt Walsh I would kill every ape in the world to save one human, because humans are more important. This is a very simple concept, folks. @kthorjensen Replying to @MattWalshBlog would you suck every ape’s dick to save one human

Proud of Canes hoops. Scrappy bunch who had to overcome two fan bases who collectively look like Jan. 6ers. Future is bright for Coach Jai and them boyos 🙌🏼

kinda nonsense we’re gonna to have to fuckin deal with for the next two weeks

Real bucket of shit sports has been these last 12 hours or so

Take Welbeck to the World Cup, cowards.