Baby only woke up 2 times last night so calling that a big win for me

Holding a baby during active sleep is so insane like why are you moving around like that??

Ate too much cheesecake send help

This baby has a cuddle requirement of 8 hours a day apparently cause if you dont baby will wake up every time you put baby down?

My mom kissed the baby so catch me stewing about this for the next week because if this baby gets sick she will not be hearing the end of it

having my brother stay over tonight and i have ZERO plan for what we are going to do😭

my health idéela dog shot but i feel like i talk about it too much and feel like i’m very annoying lol

might have to stay off the bird app today as my heart cannot handle what’s happening to Gaza

my grandpa died and i almost didn’t take today off out of guilt but i already have guilt cause the last time i saw him was like 2 years ago

waking up at 11 pm to do a bong rip and grab the cat to cuddle

my man making me dinner in national bf day because i am baby

10/10 feel like i’m going to vomit

starting the laundry and realizing how many item have simply disappeared from our closet?

honestly my toxic trait is that sometimes i will intentionally double book myself because i know one set of plans will cancel

oh she’s like better twitter i get it