Shut tf up, fool.

Eating mozzarella straight from the jar in my pitch black kitchen…as a treat

I’ve seen border misspelled as boarder, mysticism misspelled as mystism, embodiment misspelled as embodiement, and spontaneity misspelled as spontanity…fuck you all

Who up gathering their primary, secondary, and tertiary sources?

My keyboard doesn’t autocorrect like that. I’m inclined to think more people simply don’t know correct spelling for many words.

I saw craftsmanship spelled as “craftsmen ship” and want to throw hands

I saw these gravestones in Houston. I've seen tree stump gravestones in Massachusetts, but not Woodmen of the World

I was stoked to see some Woodmen of the World tree stump gravestones. It is a fraternal organization founded in Nebraska that provided free gravestones for members from 1890-1900. "Dum tacet clamat" translates to “Though silent, he speaks."

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

I don’t like when people compromise on their so-called morals just because they find someone attractive. I hate this hypocritical, shallow world we live in.

AI slop is bound to fail, no matter how much it’s pushed on us by AI companies and greedy executives eager to use AI as an excuse to lay off staff. No one wants to read AI-generated, mindless Amazon shopping listicles.

I hate how AI is framed as a necessity

"I'm making the switch from ChatGPT to Claude." You sound like an AI-besotted fool who needs to make the switch from having zero brain cells to some.

I'm going to start battles on LinkedIn if people keep spitting out horrendous takes about AI

Gathering my primary, secondary, and tertiary sources

Happy birthday!

My friend and I made an ominous Garfield snowman

I've been angrily stewing on this, but people who say style doesn't matter are wrong. Style is a form of self-expression and creativity; that's why the MAGA look is one of soulless conformity.

The truth always has an uncanny way of revealing itself.

Between rent, bills, medical appointments, and groceries, why the fuck would I repay my student loans? The average working person barely has any money left over after taking care of their basic needs. The surveillance state capitalist society is an IMMENSELY SHITTY one to be in.

Abolishing ICE isn’t enough – it’s time to center people’s humanity | Heba Gowayed and Victor Ray It’s far from radical to reject a system predicated on violence – despite what thinktanks might claim

There is no reform, there's no body cams, there's no amount of anything that is going to fix this. Abolition is the BARE MINIMUM.

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Respectfully, I need to stop hearing about the blizzard of 1978.

I wouldn’t be surprised to see wild turkeys practicing blizzard witchcraft at a Dunkin’ Donuts parking lot

The bombogenesis is bombogenesing

I love the word bombogenesis so much. It sounds so ominous.

Misplaced apostrophes piss me off.

I've been waiting for the right moment to say, "This isn't a magazine, deal with your issues." I will keep waiting.

I've come to the conclusion that men are UNWELL.

No matter how busy I get, I always have time to investigate and fight

Garfield spotted in the background of an interview with Strawberry Switchblade