The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

The Forces of Scarcity Hitting Asia May Soon Spread Across the World

The Forces of Scarcity Hitting Asia May Soon Spread Across the World www.nytimes.com/2026/04/20/w...

For 4/20 my wife got high, sat in a chair petting a cat for an hour, then announced out loud to nobody in particular:

"I'm gonna make pasta beans. Don't ask what that is"

Then she got up and now the kitchen smells amazing.

Kids are great

Pay attention folks. This is how it's done. Trump sues his own DOJ, run by his private attorney, for $10 billion. Normally that would go through the courts with the DOJ arguing AGAINST giving Trump $10 billion.

Instead, his DOJ will negotiate a settlement OUTSIDE of court. Literally inside dealing.

The Pitt Season 2 is over :(

This is great news, I am super excited to see this!!

Congrats on “opening” a strait that was open six weeks ago, and all it cost was at least 13 dead service members, thousands of dead Iranian civilians, tens of billions in taxpayer dollars, our loss in global standing, and the Iranian regime’s increase in power. Phenomenal work.

It is a bullshit word

For all those still feeling the moon joy—Artemis II was brought to you by public schools and publicly funded science. Copy that! 👩‍🚀🚀💕

*All four astronauts went to public schools!

Opinion | Pete Hegseth’s Gospel of Carnage

Pete Hegseth’s Gospel of Carnage www.nytimes.com/2026/04/13/o...

We have reached peak something

yhgtbfkm

I hate that saying “if you know you know” because no I don’t know

From @kimlanelaw.bsky.social

“lots of lessons here for the US - in particular that Magyar went to Orban strongholds for years and persuaded Orban supporters in person that their lives could be better. He knew he had the cities -- and he needed the villages to win this sort of victory.

Kaine: "You don't sucker punch somebody in a bar and then blame your buddies when they don't join the fight with you. If the president wanted the support of allies, he should've respected them instead of putting tariffs on their economies and trash talking them."

Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

He needs to drop out of the race

Happy Shoulda Finished The Job Day

THANK YOU

“Under the leadership of Jamie Raskin, Judiciary Committee Democrats are going to brief the entire caucus about the different accountability mechanisms that are available to us… including, but not limited to, the 25th Amendment.” — Leader Hakeem Jeffries

Great link

Strait of Hormuz Live Tracker Real-time monitoring of the Strait of Hormuz shipping crisis. Ship transits, oil prices, stranded vessels, global trade impact, and crisis timeline.

Strait still closed.
hormuzstraitmonitor.com

20/10

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

THIS SUMS IT UP AS WELL AS ANYONE CAN:

"open the fuckin' strait you crazy bastards"-- "a whole civilization will die tonight" -- "j/k"

we can't do this for another 3 years

She is an absolute monster

Trump’s use of the f word has ruined it for me. Sailor mouth no more.

Here's the number for the congressional switchboard. Please call your reps and senators. This man needs to be removed from office now.

(202) 224-3121

So much, thank you