He’s in the monkey suit the whole time

If you're looking for a movie about a killer chimpanzee, I highly recommend @robdelaney.bsky.social in Primate streaming on Paramount

I bet you think you’re real funny. Clever even! Well I’m not laughing

Live look at LA on 4/20

Is this sarcasm?

None of my business

If you, yes you, have nothing nice to say, don’t say it at all !!!

A player from my high school was drafted to the WNBA and will make Clark (and Iowa) look like Kwame Brown.

Went to the best university(Bradley). Met him in 2010. Charley is the best

A 1-1 draw at Blackburn on Friday night sealed promotion for Frank Lampard's team – this is how they fought their way back from League Two to the Premier League.

📝 @tburrows16.bsky.social

🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/719...

Went to the best university(Bradley). Met him in 2010. Charley is the best

A player from my high school was drafted to the WNBA and will make Clark (and Iowa) look like Kwame Brown.

It makes sense if you have worm brain

Do I eek out this turd or go on my run and pray

Rob sends a video of himself bathing in said soup. Not worth it

They’re going to give the pope the Nobel peace prize and trump will respond by nuking the Middle East

I thought trump was tough on crime

This is CLEARLY photoshop 😡😡😡

Yes I showed this to my priest

Do you know how shitty of a job you have to do to make the Catholic Church look like the good guys?

Estimated 6 people arrested in downtown LA after sex toys thrown at police during anti-ICE protest Multiple people were arrested after an anti-ICE protest took a bizarre turn in downtown Los Angeles over the weekend, officials said.

As governor of California I will make sure ALL the godless sex perverts go to prison FOR LIFE www.fox32chicago.com/news/arrests...

Wasn’t your son Tesney conceived while you listened to this song? #blessed

gollum from the lord of the rings is smiling and looking at the camera while sitting on a rock . Alt: gollum from the lord of the rings is smiling and looking at the camera while sitting on a rock .

Bluesky.

Bluesky is Gollum. Isolated to an unhealthy degree, veers wildly between moods. Frequently nude.

How much Oxy can we get for JD now?

Coachella might be hell on Earth

Glad the girlies could get together before the Biebs 👯‍♀️

Shouldn’t you be out canvassing for your preferred perverted governor candidate?

So many b!tch asses so little time😈