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Posts by THOT Criminal
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I woke up dizzy and nauseated this morning and now I’m crying about my 9 month old child on the bathroom floor. This is beautiful ❤️ 😭
BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)
those who do not study history are condemned to repeat it. but those who do study history are also condemned to repeat it, and it's a lot more annoying for them when they see all it coming.
Unsealing the 12-month clothes I got on clearance 7 months ago when baby was 2 months old 😭 Time is a thief.
Getting called “young lady” in your forties surely has a different flavor lol
Any time a religious nut says “you may not believe in the devil, but he believes in you” I smile like a children’s show actor and say “he believes in me!?” 😃 😊 So as we head into Easter weekend, remember, it’s not just Jesus through whom all is possible. The devil believes in you as well. Go get it.
Everyone pony the fuck fpr the librarian who just got sacked for refusing to remove LGBTQ books from the kids' section of the library.
Wow. Fuck these 8 justices. Expand the court.
nell from the haunting of hill house dancing in a white dress among the leaves. the house is in the background
the haunting of hill house
A SKLETTIN AT NIGHT "I WILL NEVER ASK A COMPUTER ANYTHING, A CARPENTER DOESNT ASK THEIR HAMMER, AND IF THE DAMB THING STARTED COMPLIMENTING THEM, THEY WOULDENT ASSUME IT KNEW WHAT IT WAS TALKING ABOUT " - NOTICE THAT THE RULING CLASS TREATS WORKERS AS IF THERE ROBOTS OR DRONES TO BE OPTIMMIZED, AND THEY TREAT ROBOTS AND APPS AS IF THERE PEOPLE, THEY PUT EYES ON THE DELIVERY ROBOTS, THEY MAKE THE CHAT BOTS TELL US WERE SMART AND COOL,,, BUT THEY TELL US TO "STOP DRINKING LATTE'S" AND SKIP MEAL'S WHEN WE CANT SAVE UP ANY FUCKEN MONEY!!! THEY TELL US WERE RUINING THE ECONOMY BY NOT HAVEN ENOUGH KID'S, THEY SAY WE FUCKED EVERYTHING UP BY NOT BUYING HOUSE'S, OR NOT BUYING DIAMOND'S, BUT THEY REPLACE US WITH GROCERY STORE ROBOT'S AND A SCRIPT THAT GUESSES WHAT TO SAY BASED ON READING EVERY REDDIT POST, AND THEY WANT US TO TREAT THOSE LIKE THERE PEOPLE,,, TO THE RICH, HUMANS ARE DISPOSABLE, GREEDY, HUNGRY AND THE TECHNOLOGY THEY OWN IS IMPORTANT, HUMBLE, AND WORTHWHILE - THEY CALL EACH OTHER "SELF MADE MILLIONAIRE" AND "SELF MADE BILLIIONAIRE" AND FORGOT THAT THE MONEY COMES FROM US, A CHAT BOT WILL NEVER PAY A SUSCRIPTION FEE, A DELIVERY ROBOT OR SELF DRIVING CAR WILL NEVER COME BACK FOR MORE GROCERYS,,, ONE DAY A REAL RAIN WILL COME AND WASH THESE PARASITES OFF THERE YACHTS INTO THE OCEAN AND UNTIL THEN WE MUST DENY THEM OUR MONEY, ATTENTION AND PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
NEVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
Sick ass art of a spiked machine made of metal and skulls chargin’ up a laser to pewpewpew
Liquid Death continues to have the best packaging.
I’ve had cats most of my life and I never talked about them in such weird ways like I talk about my dogs, who I have only had in the last 8-9 years or so. I called them “sloppy hos” yesterday.
The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster
me after completing one task
People kept telling me I was going to get more conservative when I got older, but what they didn’t realize was that my conservatism is entirely “iOS keyboards used to work better” and “wait, when did they add unicorn marshmallows to Lucky Charms???”
“I don’t have any introspection”
WE KNOW. Good lord, we all know, Marc. It shows.
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
Again I tell you that I am increasingly becoming a one-issue voter and that one issue is the need to enact The Purge but only women get to do it.
Remembering Terry – in our hearts and on our bookshelves. #TerryPratchett
I can’t believe it’s already been 12 years. Hope he enjoys a long retirement! I’m gonna miss his opening puns.
end DAYLIGHT SAVING TIME start DAYLIGHT ELIMINATION night ALWAYS daylight NEVER
my plan
Any woman who has had to argue with men over the destruction of her rights and then be proven correct deserves a Switch 2 is what I’m saying.
“You should really ask that they donate the money..” they can donate it to my wallet, thanks. If I gotta live in hell the least men can do is pay for my video games.
I remember like 10 years ago arguing with men over abortion and I was telling them that abortion was on the way to being banned in this country and they were like “lol that’s silly that won’t happen you hysterical lady” and I would really appreciate it if they sent me some money as an apology.
Dunning-Kruger, 1999
“I think I know a game/anime you might like” okay but would I like it because it’s intellectual, because it’s sad, or because it’s extremely fucked up. It’s usually one of the three. People don’t recommend, like, Mario Odyssey to me.
the _what_ opal fields? 👀
“I wouldn’t snowblow their drive after finishing mine.”