Star Wars is, at its core, about how weird-looking robot guys and aliens do or do not get along with British people

Star Wars is, at its core, about how weird-looking robot guys and aliens do or do not get along with British people

This week on OFFSPRING TIME ADVENTURES, the guys won’t stop playing until the inventor of Spanish makes “three” rhyme with “six”

Wait they got a what on a where now? I’m gonna watch that and achieve new levels of Dad

Oooh sweet, thanks for the rec

Jealous of the mime and the mime routine

I gotta read it

I mean definitely just put on “Waltz For Debby” the whole album.

“Ahmad Jamal At The Pershing” for sure

“Jazz Impressions Of Black Orpheus” Vince Guaraldi Trio

(This is kinda just jazz piano of the era I guess)

Aw thanks man! Also St Peter is famously not a details guy

The amount of Bill Evans I listen to is best described as “clinical”

Oh god you’re right. Can I redo it

Chuck, I see you worked on Sam & Max and Monkey Island and are therefore getting into Super Heaven

Let’s tell them the S is for Soccer practice

Hi Sara maybe it’s been this way for a while but I’m here just to say your display name is funny. Ok, see you around!

Had one where they were looking for an Adam Devine / Brian Cox type. You know the type

tank enjoyer @paradoomer gotta believe another world is possible. aint no fucking way billions of years of evolution culminating in this historical moment will end with us languishing on this spinning rock in space only to oppress ourselves forever. it would be an incredible waste. i refuse to believe it

moon mission got me feeling some such way

Had intrusive thought of “age gap” to the tune of “Love Shack” and am now envisioning the most annoying TikTok of all time

If we just send the cast of Singles can we call it even

Ok last post I swear, but this reminds me of Zohran winning in that my overriding self-centered thought is “I didn’t know how much I needed this”

WHIPS

*exactly*

This mf has 4 feet

Within our lifetime

this is so important for my people

Not YET

Dude I’m dad-posting like crazy rn

We sent a Jeremy to space

That’s MY America

Not to be This Guy but the book too, holy mackerel

They got turtles in there

If there was a Magic card in the background this would have redeemed everything about middle school me