kill the cop inside you

on a couch, two black cat feet with stretched toes sticking out from under my bent legs

like a mechanic under a car

some songs i’ve been into lately if anyone is interested

fingers holding a small white (cherry?) flower with asphalt in background

taps watch expectantly

ah the ides of march. a great day for someone to do something very funny that we all want to see

whatever, choom. like i give a shit

“alex, did that show affect you?”
i forgot i added that song to my playlist and when the first two chords came on i just reflexively yelled

letter of recommendation: dance yrself clean by lcd soundsystem starting right as you hit your cooldown exercise and then just vibing the fuck out

i started watching jjk and todo is my fav. we stan an elite himbo

ohhhh cool

i think it makes it feel more fresh or something. i haven’t heard about sep 5 tbh im way out of the loop

ebert said it was his favorite way to watch movies

watching movies in the morning rules i need to do that more often

dave-pee or dav-ep i need to know

one time a drunk person asked me why i studied philosophy and i said the government was training me to be the philosopher king. i don’t think they believed me but they thought i believed it which might be even better

so do you work for michael vick or

post a picture of you that’s not actually a picture of you

three golden daffodils in a glass mug on a kitchen table

from the yard. spring is hitting southern virginia

why is there an arm exercise called a bayesian curl? does it update my priors?

i would tell you it’s my favorite and i guarantee i couldn’t pick it from a lineup and i bet you know what i mean

rainier ffs

dark days. i don’t think it was distributed that far but i used to be a Rainer guy. gotta rep the PNW swill of choice. the salad days, they were

god i miss cheap pbr. maybe that’s why i’m all fucked up now. missing the essential nutrients i used to get

when did you move back? bc you were in nyc for a minute right?

yeah every time i actually made it over there it was like ohhhh there’s a real place here! eventually!

i really hate phoenix but i also understand my experience of it is very suburbs poisoned. sprawlpilled if you will. always felt like kickback jacks or some shit was the only option unless we drove 30 minutes

hell yeah

how does it feel to live my dream

bro’s dinner looking like an ant in an animorphs book