Vientos! My heart can't take this stress!
#Mets

Two halves of a red potato, black and hollow with rot

You know what? Fuck you too, potato

Two halves of a red potato, black and hollow with rot

You know what? Fuck you too, potato

A weird statuette of a cartoonish frog smiling with its "hands" on its chin. It's eyes are two mirrored LED lenses, and it's kinda creepy

Oh shit, is there a new season of Hypnotoad coming out soon?

A weird statuette of a cartoonish frog smiling with its "hands" on its chin. It's eyes are two mirrored LED lenses, and it's kinda creepy

Oh shit, is there a new season of Hypnotoad coming out soon?

Ohhhhh so that's why the app said I had 30+ unread notifications that I had, in fact, already read

Ohhhhh so that's why the app said I had 30+ unread notifications that I had, in fact, already read

a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face . Alt: Side eye Chloe judges that truck owner and finds them wanting

#WeirdCarBS
just saw a Chevy Silverado with a sticker that read, "it's a diesel, no panties needed" and, like...

a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face . Alt: Side eye Chloe judges that truck owner and finds them wanting

#WeirdCarBS
just saw a Chevy Silverado with a sticker that read, "it's a diesel, no panties needed" and, like...

HEADLINE: they actually put transparent legs on geodude at a parade in japan Three mascots of Pokémon, one of whom is Geodude a cranky rock man. He has transparent legs

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

And Longinus SHORTENED his suffering! Lots of people just got left up there to die one of the slow ways

And crucifixion was a well-established method of execution by that point, used on thousands of people before and after him!

I know beggars (🏴‍☠️) can't be choosers, but damn this SF broadcast team is sleep-inducing. How do Giants fans do this every day??
#Mets

Watching a teenager in an ineos grenadier trying to pull up to a pump at the gas station is *chefs kiss*
#WeirdCarBS

Watching a teenager in an ineos grenadier trying to pull up to a pump at the gas station is *chefs kiss*
#WeirdCarBS

Every part of the lily plant is deadly to cats - even drinking water that lilies were sitting in can kill them. Other popular spring flowers like tulips and daffodils can also make them very sick, but there are plenty of beautiful and safe alternatives.

A gently used concertina could fix me

A gently used concertina could fix me

SpaceX could never

Less than 5 min in the gym and two different "9/11 never forget" shirts spotted.
Welcome to the Hudson Valley 🙄

Less than 5 min in the gym and two different "9/11 never forget" shirts spotted.
Welcome to the Hudson Valley 🙄

IMMORTAL KNIGHT: if it is the grail you seek, you must first past the lord’s most difficult trial

ME: this is just a Trader Joe’s parking lot?

KNIGHT: godspeed

A watercolor color image of a dark eyed junco in a huge pair of barrel legged jeans with a studded belt and chain. Text on an orange field reads "Dark Eyed JNCO"

As a Mets fan, 😭

I like how it looks like it's wearing a bathrobe

I will never not reskeet rally Twingos

I will never not reskeet rally Twingos

A blue quagsire plush holding a gold silk rose is tucked into a tote covered with cartoon cats hanging from a luggage rack

"Hey buddy, you wanna ride in the bag?"