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Preview: The Prairieland Railroading Happening Right Now Podcast Episode · Autocratic Despair · S1, E4 Bonus · 31m

Talking about the US Government's railroading of 8 people in the Prairieland case. You should know about it. Prairieland has set legal precedent to convict people of terrorism because they are "Antifa" or they support Antifa.

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Consecutive bangers in my BlueSky feed.

Consecutive bangers in my BlueSky feed.

Great stuff happening with my BlueSky algo right now. Hot Damn!

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I am pretty sure that my life is (marginally) better for knowing who Pat McAfee is, but committing to the idea that having any opinion on him whatsoever is giving him exactly what he wants.

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Mad Dog being a presenting sponsor of Wrestlemania this year is a little bit on the nose, don’t you think?

Feels like a sight-gag in the movie “Idiocracy”.

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Two ways to earn a man’s respect without making any particular effort: Show up at their father’s funeral & answer his ask for his kid’s fundraiser.

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1. I don’t have any content to sell, but I do have a pretty rad podcast that is free to everyone and doesn’t run ads or even attempt to generate revenue at all.

2. I touch grass all the time

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1. I’ve got nothing that is for sale. I don’t think I would feel ethical commercializing political dissent. Don’t judge others for doing so, but that’s not anything I want to do with my life.

2. you shouldn’t put words in people’s mouths. Bad form. Poor argumentation. Weak-tit move, that.

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Preview: The Prairieland Railroading Happening Right Now Podcast Episode · Autocratic Despair · S1, E4 Bonus · 31m

Wait no more, then.

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This actually makes you look uncool, Aaron. Not the “exchange”, the fact that you curated screenshots of it and then presented it as interesting or worth noting.

May be worth re-calibrating your personal sense of self dignity. It’s not all content, my man.

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Anyone sporting a Hopkinson’s Flag as their pocket square shouldn’t be painting any group of people as “unpatriotic”.

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Those folks in the Prairieland case got railroaded and it ought to be the only thing anyone is talking about, but we’re too busy talking about how Stephen Miller or whoever talked mean about the Pope using Trump’s Truth Social account.

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T. Rex has always had a great PR team. Velociraptors had a moment in the 90s, but it was nothing sustainable.

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Talked about this article today with a couple of dudes I know. Nation ought to be in an uproar about this issue right now.

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My son attempted to forge my wife’s signature to sign himself out of school earlier today.  Made a critical mistake, though.

My son attempted to forge my wife’s signature to sign himself out of school earlier today. Made a critical mistake, though.

My 8-year attempted to forge my wife’s signature to sign himself out of school earlier today. Might have pulled it off but for a critical error.

See if you can spot the error.

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Would be real nice if someone told the good people of Unicorn Riot about open graph and meta tags.

Pretty useful to have a preview of the article that shows up when someone shares a **UnicornRiot.ninja** link.

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Two of the male jurors were crying when they returned with the verdict.

A fight broke out in the deliberations room just prior to that.

Credible concerns of jury coercion.

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HEY!!

HEY YOU F*CKERS!!

WHY ISN’T THE PRAIRIELAND CASE THE ONLY THING WE ARE TALKING ABOUT??

IT’S A BIG DEAL YOU F*CKERS!!

https://unicornriot.ninja/tag/prairieland/

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Autocratic Despair Dialogues event poster for April 20m 2026 in Green Bay, WI.

Autocratic Despair Dialogues event poster for April 20m 2026 in Green Bay, WI.

If you’re in Green Bay on 4/20, we’re having another edition of the Autocratic Despair Dialogues.

I’ve been informed my Volcano is not allowed at the library, so if you plan to be high, come having had.

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I simply refuse to believe a reporter with a canthal tilt of this nature could outmog Clavicular. That's not the way this works.

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I do like this sort of talk.

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You know that part in the horror movie where the killer seems to be dead, but it’s only 48 minutes into the movie?

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You think you might have smthng to add to what @cajohnson-craig.bsky.social and I are doing here? We have a dedicated weekly segment called “Talarico Talk” that provides a jumping off point for Christian Nationalism discussion.

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The final element for entrenched autocracy is a national election featuring a candidate with massive public support is not allowed to win.

We should be watching this nervously in solidarity with our Hungarian brothers & sisters for it will soon be us in a similar situation.

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Ro Khanna is a bad actor.

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Preview: Has Seth Rollins Gone Fashwave? Podcast Episode · Autocratic Despair · S1, E3 Bonus · 21m

Another preview episode of the @autocraticdespair.bsky.social podcast is up. In this one, we discuss the possible embrace of the "Fashwave" aesthetic by the WWE's Seth Rollins character & @cajohnson-craig.bsky.social reveals one of his hobbies.

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Red light bed. First year I had access to one and no Winter Depression.

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Bovino, Ivan Raiklin, & I’m pretty sure Graham Platner all give major scrumhalf vibes.

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Same idea as you - lure them in with the puerile obsessions (comedy for us, fancy football for you) and hit them with information about our descent into Authoritarianism. @cajohnson-craig.bsky.social & I have been working on it on his Patreon for weeks, soft launching this week, real launch in May

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Keep a list of everyone who you think would know exactly how the 25th amendment works that is calling for Trump to be removed.

They are peddling bullshit.

That list will come in handy later on when you are trying to sniff out Controlled Opposition.

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Preview: Danhausen as the New Guy Fawkes? Podcast Episode · Autocratic Despair · S1, E2 Bonus · 22m

I'm also doing one where I dumb down the guy who wrote "How to Talk to Your Son About Fascism" so as to smuggle his insight on the topic into the world of comedy.

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