Is Donald Trump a sex abuser? Which British parties are gobbling his balls every other day?

Toilet roll. Lots. Just get that. You can barter with the neighbours who survive.

Do you see how you're getting lots of FIRST dates instead of long term relationships? You're almost there... come on... you can do it!

Nope. Not a story. Nobody cares. Grow up already. We're weeks away from ww3!

Everybody cheered when he got the job. We needed to send a snake to deal with Trump's cesspit. Now everybody is pretending they were always against it. The whole nothingburger is laughable. Nobody outside Westminster cares. And to be clear, Epstein IS dead, so this appointment isn't affected by him.

I thought "rough uneducated bruiser" was the gay male sex-fantasy version of "leggy blonde with big boobs" for getting automatic attention without needing to have a brain. Now they need Grammarly too? It's no wonder there's a male loneliness epidemic!

Just have a very loud wank and finish when they do. It'll creep them right out and they'll shut the window. Or it'll turn them on and you'll be invited next time.

What positive things have Labour done since gaining power? If your answer is "I refuse to consider this because it's Labour" then just get a football scarf already.

Your don't know what far right means, do you? You think it means "anybody I disagree with on anything." 😂

If it's about the manosphere, can I suggest "How they bloked Britain?"

I'm not. I'm talking about a network of far right political influencer types who are corrupting western democracy. It seems a bit more important than knee jerk "ooh they're being economical with the truth" bull, or deciding without evidence who knew what and when.
I don't care. It's not important.

Meanwhile Farage says Trump is his bestie and he's always going to America and other countries to discuss stuff in private with far-right political groups...

What do basic mofos like to say they hate? Let's make up some story about that...

Pork markets

If you're one of those "walks straight towards you expecting you to move" or "not even looking where you're going" then I've taken to standing still, right where I am, until you learn. Either we both move to a side or I don't move at all.

"What do you call yourselves?

– And And And.

– And And fuckin’ And?

– Well, Ray is thinking of putting an exclamation mark after the second And. He says it’ll look better in the photos. You don’t like it? You think it should go at the end?

– I think it should go up his arse!"

Great film.

Yeah but it's worse when it's people that you know in real life that you discover are cunts.

You missed "Shouting and harsh colours!" Children love shouting and harsh colours - it equals fun! Apparently. And raps about cheese string.

"Far right behaviours: promoting nationalism/ anti-immigration, radicalised actions including white supremacy, hate crimes, and violence intended to undermine democracy. Key traits include xenophobia, authoritarianism, obsession with cultural decline, conspiracy theories, and online radicalisation."

I've always thought the same about cars. Why the hell are people driving around with a big advert logo on the front and back?

They'll never know why you behaved like a dick to them. They'll just think you're a knob. You should have said "You left something, go get it." Then either they get an awkward ride home and learn, or they leave it and know why you scarpered, and learn. Now you've got the awkward without the lesson.

That's the least she should go to jail for.

They're not supposed to have opinions, just babies, when they're told, according to Reform.

Leave a copy of Byline Times in your local Wetherspoons. You never know... they might learn something. Like how to read.

I'm not sure romance is the point. It's so they can feel wild and naughty. But given that people will fuck on reality TV to boost their public profile nowadays, it's not even going to raise an eyebrow.

Why do the public think it's OK to go into a store and abuse the staff? They're at work. They don't OWN Tesco. Nothing that happens there is up to them. They're already getting fucked by their employer for minimum wage. Now they've got to take shit from you too?

Get in the sea, ya nasty cunt.

Or men could just take note of the things that women do that help them to live longer.

I think you'll find the same billionaires supporting Trump and Orban are already supporting Farage.

Gods but we're going to need to get the guillotines out again one day soon! They're getting beyond a joke.

This would be funny if he wasn't a demented tyrant.

A good one? As opposed to a mediocre or poor bumming? And are there age restrictions on joining?