Tasting notes: manky 😬

It's the faces, you've nailed it. I pretended for years that I enjoyed the theatre, but it was all the gurning that finally did for me. Still photographs of people on stage can make me very grumpy.

Those cats were lovely. Bloody bloody fuggin' why can't things be nice now and then 😫?

It's the subtlety wot'll do for 'im. Remember when HRH The Queen wore a really piquant brooch 😮.

Just been checking when he might show up at New Rd. (August BH, so no, it shouldn't be flooded....)

Utterly ripped off as a punter being there for Quali!

Wow. You got me with your rhetorical skills. Sticking self-congratulatory emojis after your post doesn't make you right. Bye bye!

"Should be".

It's a gentle way of saying I disagree with you.

All right, Tough Guy...

Doesn't change my point.

1989?

I think the new regs are awful. Formula One as we used to call it should be b*lls out from lights to flag. But I'd also be delighted to see the back of this bolshie, entitled pr*ck.

Cask beer.

A case in point - he was born on 29th May 1949. I know this because I was a massive Quo fan in the mid-'80s, long after it was socially-tolerable. I like to think that's why I was such a dud with the ladies.

For balance - gyms are ghastly.

This is the best thing I've seen on Bluesky....

Asking everybody he's slagged off - including Chyynnna - to send cannon fodder warships. Good luck, C***y-chops...

You can still get these, though I wouldn't rush to. Good butcher's doo-dahs in a decent pub can be very nice though. (Or indeed from a butcher, but I'm not a great cook).

Fun, though chilly, day out in 2024!

Having a look at Nu F1 on Channel 4. The welsh presenting hunk has decided it's amusing to call David Coulthard "Dafydd".

(He's wrong).

And this is why we have the c-word.

I did not!

The knowledge that baby puffins are called "pufflings".

So, are there loads of people who squawked about leaving tw*tter, but are still there? I have a few in mind, 😐

Mutter mutter, licence fee.... I accompanied Clare Balding on one of her Ramblings once about 25 years ago. But that's another, entirely irrelevant, story.

All right, Mr Literal! To be honest, after the past few days I've packed in trying to follow when my preferred events are on, because of, well...y'know...

BBC will be showing curling. I can't remember a time before curling. I don't honestly believe there is anything other than curling.