While trying to get my 11m old to sleep
She lifts her head, looks dead straight at the clock like “oh, is that the time!”
Looks at me, laughs and then puts her head back down to sleep
I don’t know if I feel disrespected or proud
Just heard someone refer to themselves as a “Tech knob” instead of a “Tech noob”
So there’s that
Quietly singing Cult of Personality any time I sit cross legged
9:43pm
My 30+ year old ass: it’s still early. I’m gonna stay up all night playing video games like the old days
9:45pm
Don’t forget to casually do this to someone in regular conversation on a daily basis
Just cos
Ah yes I like my worldly corruption like I like my women
Obvious and in plain sight
Just once I’d hope the world would band together and all dress up in ape suits so when Artemis II landed it would be the funniest thing ever
I can’t believe it’s been this many years since Resident Evil came out
You’d think by now it would have been promoted to Attending Physician Evil
If you remember Favstar you must let me know so I can follow you
Hey! Hey you!
Yeh you!
You like productivity?
*opens trench coat revealing several productivity hacks all stitched into the lining for added warmth and padding
Maybe the Strait of Hormuz was actually the friends we made along the way
Woah slow down there kimosabe. Let’s not get too far ahead of ourselves
But bro, bro, bro, listen, bro. Protein equals gains bro, bro trust me bro
/s
I tried Hollow Knight. I’m ashamed to say it’s not for me
I love platformers but I couldn’t get passed the first big guy with a club and (mildly) rage quit
Launch the nukes?
That’s what he said he was going to do?
I thought he said “Lunch with flutes”
Don’t look at me, I don’t know what rich people do during lunch
I should change
After completing nearly 15 games last year
This year I think my total is still at 0 (thanks Arc Raiders for addicting me)
Started Outer Worlds recently
Anyone have any other recommendations I should complete?
*disclaimer - having a child definitely effects gaming but 0 completed is weak sauce
I made cheesecake this morning
Except I swapped the cheese with bread
So bread cake…
Except I swapped the cake part with butter
And instead of an oven I made it in a toa-
Toast…I made toast this morning
MGS4 play style is like half way between MGS2 and MGS5. Play 5 too soon and you risk disliking how 4 plays. If you need to scratch the MGS itch I’d say go back and play MGS and MGS2 and really get into the story of it. It’ll help understand 4’s nuances
Is this your first time playing the series? If so I personally wouldn’t recommend Ground Zeroes while waiting to play MGS4
Sooooo…is Crimson Desert any good?
Steam spring sale: Yo!
Me: no thanks, I’m good for now
SSS: but Metal gear collection vol 2
Me:…
SSS:…
Me:…
SSS:…
Me: dammit take my money…also throw Anger Foot in there too
I had the feeling that I missed old Twitter again. When it was all about jokes and people handing out digital trophies
How’s it here now? Is it still fun? Can I put my funny stuff here?
Game 11 - undertale finished
Don’t every make me play a game like that again 😂
As good as it was it was twice as frustrating especially towards the end. Still very good game
Game 12 is Red Dead Redemption 2
Didn’t complete it the first time and my save corrupted. I’ve got 8 months to complete it
Finally finished Game 4 which was Sleeping Dogs
I see why people say it's so good and why it needs a sequel
Since I'm all caught up, I'm up to Game 11 which I will also let you all know is Undertale
Primarily getting back to YouTube but still wanting to do the occasional Twitch stream
It’s about time…
Game 10 - Firewatch
Needed a palette cleanser after all the fast paced chaos and thought why not
Surprised how much I liked the game. Wasn’t that long to complete but still a nice journey
So dire wolves are back…
So how do I go about getting a dire wolf?
I’ve tried that, I can’t concentrate on what the podcast etc is about if I’m working out. I wish I could
Reading though, I saw someone doing it yesterday and was just like 🤯
People who read a book while on a treadmill
How?…just how?….does your vestibular system work on steroids or something?!