Is there an older version of this? I swear I watched it back in the mid 2000s as a part of one of those horror collections.

I heard my door open and assumed my son was checking if I was asleep.

What he was really doing, was placing a whole, fully peeled banana beside my leg on my bed.

English lacks the depth to express the experience of having a slimy, phallic shape rupture into goo under your naked thigh.

It was enjoyable in a very silly way, but it was in on the joke. I think it did a good job of exactly what it was trying to do and the makeup was pretty good!

I love it. I wish I had the bandwidth to start something similar.

A queer crafting meet up sounds divine. 💜

Birds of a feather, etc

Hey everyone! What social activities do you do? EG: exercise or dance classes, D&D groups, writer's groups, tax... parties.

I am trying to make a list of ways people can meet new people, but I only want things you personally actually do and attend.

Oh, I thought he said a bunch of racist stuff? I mean, I guess it's only a letter of difference.

Oh I love this one! Rewatched it about a year ago. The premise holds up.

I studied book sales for my dissertation, and a large Twitter following was more important to sales than any other social network I tested, with sales increasing proportionally with followers at a rate nearly as high as fame/size-of-author-advance

Loosing Twitter is a really big loss for writers

Why couldn't it be quail!?

I have a lot of those. I live in a vortex of weird and slightly unbelievable occurrences.

Five Guinea foul in a flower garden outside a window. Photo taken from inside the house, looking out.

Current view from my bedroom window. I don't own Guinea Fowl.

Freshwater shrimp keeping.

I've been trying to find yellow brick road for ages. It's frustrating to see it suggested with other movies I love. XD

No, I think that's pretty accurate

Welcome to Bluesky!

You have the same birthday as my cousin and two of my exes!

A simple illustration of a snake eating its own tail. It says: “ouroboros can have a little ouroboros (as a treat).”

eat

A phrase I have heard my mother (a nurse) use about nurses many times.

This is purely speculation on my part, but I have heard the bullying and hazing towards women is much harsher in medical school. So possibly the women who are persevering are the most passionate.

If you were lucky, you could probably get it done without putting down your phone.

That's the dream.

We've all been there.

And yet there is endless heterosexual criticism of straight women not enjoying sex. Boo, five minutes in you haven't even started sex yet.

They did the shark scene with a live, drugged shark. That whole story is wild to me.

That is the most adorable meet cute

My baby shower was under some trees and a gust of wind caused a brief spider rain. Australia is great.

Anything For Jackson is an utterly unrecognized masterpiece of the genre. It subverts expectations in every scene, so you're constantly engaged.

If you want horror so real it's almost unwatchable Killing Ground (2016) is an aussie horror that will hurt you in a way no movie has before.

What is the primary currency and how is its value decided?