My new idea is a Calvinist AI that works for the bank.

You never hear about haunted rubble piles.

Australian Cattle dog giving grey tabby cat side eye.

Sophia Loren side eyeing Jayne Mansfield.

once my husband learns how to take one decent photo of me it’s over for you bitches

Tide pod loaded. ;)

As Helene parallels the west coast of Florida toward landfall in the Big Bend area Thursday evening, significant amounts of lightning have been observed in the eyewall — a ring of violent storms surrounding the hurricane’s clear center.

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Where the house guests post from:

FWIW my favorite town name is and always will be Toad Suck, Arkansas. I used to go through there every summer on my way to give a talk at the state Governor's School. Always made me laugh.

Anyone enjoy baklava?

You know what sounds decadant; the fungal gardens of babylon

Kamala Harris Calls To Eliminate The Filibuster To Codify Federal Abortion Rights This is the first time Harris has supported a carveout to the Senate filibuster as the Democratic presidential candidate.

Kamala Harris said for first time as the Democratic nominee that she supports abolishing the Senate filibuster to codify federal abortion rights

Screenshot of a social post that says: 'I respect that virginia is for lovers but we need a state for haters.' New Jersey's official X account quote retweeted it with the caption: 'you called?'

Oh, New Jersey. Never change.

Finally starting to appreciate it.

A painting of a bird beside the text "hold my calls, some jackass is here to explain my own shit to me"

I've been PsyOped by a Sky user.

A red canoe on a calm lake. Jack pines, sphagnum moss, and the granite of the Canadian Shield.

There's a real happiness and satisfaction from moving under your own power.

Walking, biking, canoeing. It's all there the same.

Apparently, with the right lighting, a flat foot in a bleached blonde wig can beguile three quarters of the white men in media, and one third of the women.

Taking out the garbage be like.

Let's floss to completion

Your Brain: Who's in Control? | Full Documentary | NOVA | PBS YouTube video by NOVA PBS Official

A brief guide on how to control the parasite.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ6V...

i used to say “idgaf” but when i did the actual math [2-67 fucks a week x 4 weeks + 12 months - 30+yrs], apparently i DO gaf. a lot of fucks. many many fucks. soooo many f

Final show down!

Every day I wake up.

How I Prefer to Eat. A man smacks his lips and goes "mmm...Burger." he heads down to the boiler room. There he ravenously wolfs down the burder in the corner of the dark room. He periodically looks over his shoulder to see if anyone has noticed him.

optometrist who pronounces “retina” like “vagina”