I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

This is all true especially if, like me, you've already come up with a whole set of systems and tools to make coping with it super manageable by the time you get diagnosed.

He speaks so well about the process of evaluating yourself as an adult, wondering if you have some form of neurodivergence, and figuring out what to do with that information once you have it.

I hope this video finds others who are on their own path of self-discovery.

My Childhood Learning Disability YouTube video by Hank Green

I think this is one of the most important and impactful videos Hank Green has made (and that's saying a lot).

Every tech company will eventually, at some point in its life, launch an internal effort called "Project Janus."

It doesn't matter what it does or what it is, somebody is going to decide that's the perfect, unique, clever name for it.

Just like every other Project Janus before it.

Karl Havoc from “I Think You Should Leave” with the text caption “THE WIND CHILLS”

What it feels like to be outside right now

I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it

What does this mean lol

cigarette company

As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels.

Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/

A floofy brown cat laying in a sunbeam on the carpet, his back to the camera but his head turned to stare straight at it

Bowser laying on his side, paws outstretched, sun shining on his fur and his eyes closed

Closeup on Bowser’s face from the previous photo

Bowser enjoying some sunbeams on this lovely November morning

God dammit Austin lol

Today for Thanksgiving I lectured my children about living on stolen land and also taught them who Goku is.

She’s adorable 😍

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt (2015)

Metal Gear Solid (1997)

an image of bill clinton with the text "donald trump sucked me off??"

Emergency World Naked Bike Ride planned in Portland, with blurred photi of naked bicyclists.

Portland enacts emergency powers of nudity to check federal overreach.

I just used this Forza Horizon USB wristband I got in a press review kit from 2012 to update my BIOS

"My body is a machine" meme, with the text: "My body is a machine that turns FOOD into THOUGHTS ABOUT MORE FOOD"

It’s ok to put the phone down.

Let’s see what kind of bullshit Timothée Cookamet has for us this time

5/5, GOTY

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO AFRAID OF REBASING BRANCHES IN THE YEAR 2025

you ever stop and think about how guys nowadays all look like Lt Dangle from reno 911?

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

ripley’s believe it or fuck you

the haters and losers will say it's foolish to indulge in wild speculation but you can't deny it's extremely funny that they have to write headlines like this