I'm just going to say it, I thought Wicked was a TERRIBLE movie. I was afraid to make Olivia cry during the show. God it was insufferable.

I'll be sending $500 to the person with the best joke about Jake Doolittle. It will be my first action for my new charity, Do-A-Lot

Typing with one hand is really hard. Thankfully i dictate all of my posts with voice to text.

We are going to miss Olivia Lopes. Please share your favorite memory of Olivia here.

Holy crap, a coup in South Korea? More like a coup in Deez nuts-ea.

We don't need anymore marvel movies. We need more Twilight movies. I miss it

I shouldn't be sharing this but I just overheard Hila talking with Teddy Fresh staff about releasing a collab with Jack Dorsey regarding bsky.

I don't give a fuck about anyone with weird knees. Shits disgusting

On this wonderful thanksgiving day, I just want to say I have officially been diagnosed with Autism. I had an assessment a couple of weeks ago about it and got the confirmation today.

Does anyone else think I could fight a baboon? I feel like it wouldn't even be hard. Like just confuse it with some light division mathematics and then put on a sleeper hold. #thoughtswhileichangepoopiediapers

I've decided to dive fully into poker. I'll be winning the next CPT. Good luck stopping me.

It is I, Ethan Klein. Waiting for Mr. Musk to finish destroying twitter.