hawktswune miku

why does "whats" autocorrect to whatsapp instead of what's. there cannot be more people saying whatsapp than what's. pisses me off

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a tore up bag of tortillas with suspicious echo-shaped bites in them

a close up of his evil biting

he should apologize to ME!! i let him live with me rent free and this is what he does in return?

echo standing on my tortilla :(((

get your dirty ass foot off my tortilla you freak

call her law & order executive producer the way she wolf this dick

old ass 💀

😭😭

a notification of an instagram dm that says, "at meta ai, describe frotting like a gangster." a second notification from meta ai says "a'ight, listen up! frotting, ya hear me? it's like, two dudes, they're feelin' each other, but they ain't goin' all the way, know what i'm sayin'? they're just rubbin' up against....." and the message trails off.

i am NOT opening this

it's giving thanks

our streak 💔💔

crazy how they found a cure for alzheimers and nobody's talking about it

call me lacey fletcher the way i'm sat and locked in

i hate liquid yellow mustard. honey mustard is good sometimes. but i have no idea where someone can buy that stuff cause i don't like it and i don't buy that stuff. gross don't like it

can we leave the ai generated images on twitter pls

the simple answer is that it kinda smells like mustard and it's not even a gas, it's a liquid

that one high school image

today's my first day at incident high school, i hope they don't find out i don't have an incident 😥

i need as much lesbian sex as possible before it's banned

text message from a friend that reads "sorry about your rights queen"

i dont think anyone noticed until u pointed it out

u edit so good i could kiss u

impressive......

what if jackbox was freaky & was called jackbox naughty pack 👅 - idiotbox ep. 5 YouTube video by Starrphire

hi bluesky people, me and my friends made a new youtube video if you would be so kind to partake in viewing 🙏 thank youuu
youtu.be/Di2figW6E40?...

oh fuck i gotta go find my ass hold on

blueberry

sapphire

echo the cat in my freezer :(

IN THE FRIDGE

GET OUT!!!!!!!!!

you're welcome oomfie sliced 🫡