It’s quite the coincidence that the Strait of Hormuz is open when the stock market is open and closed when it isn’t.

"How are you weighing the taint?"

Kubernetes normalized previously unheard of word combinations like this in the workplace.

The singular goal of all future US politics is to ensure Trumpism is defeated and cannot again take root here, and everything that serves that end is to be considered and prioritized. It's a holistic organizing principle, from a Green New Deal to Nuremberg 2 to expanding the court to Reconstruction.

Tom Waits - "Come On Up To The House" YouTube video by Tom Waits

youtu.be/wFrqclcm8pU?...

That’s a Tom Waits song.

Happy 50th, Apple!

If anyone told me I'd be spending a significant amount of work time creating/editing files written in a markup language invented by @gruber.foo a few years ago, I'd have laughed them out of the room.

Not because it’s not useful, but because it’s for text. This is how we get ai to remember context.

Just change the name and it works for his eventual not-soon-enough passing.

Wife just told me this one:

What’s the difference between Iran and Vietnam?

Trump had a plan to get out of Vietnam.

Bringing Adam Baldwin out of his hole is an injury most serious.

Merck, Pfizer, Eli Lilly, and Roche recently laid off between 20% and 30% of their upper management staff. People are calling it a pharma suity cull.

This is in my brain every time someone tells be they bought something on eBay. Now it can be in yours, too.

Please tell me he wants them to get the same haircut, too.

I had to leave Threads because its algorithm was making me lose faith in humanity.

This isn't just WWIII. It's the infinite sum of all world wars from n=3 to ∞.

Except for the waterfowl. They're teak.

What ever happened to not negotiating with terrorists?

Before you bulldoze, set up a website that takes a poll of whether it should be demolished with YES and NO buttons, but record 80% of NO votes as YES. Let Trump be right about vote rigging at least once.

If it ever gets built, the president at the time of its completion should immediately start a lottery where people buy tickets for a chance at operating a crane equipped with a wrecking ball. Winners get 5 minutes with it.

"No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."

A life free from periodic discomfort is a life free from growth.

My mom is coming for Thanksgiving. She just sent an email to remind me that the last time she joined us for this holiday I had made a turkey that was too peppery for her. I can't believe my own mother sent me a season desist letter.

Major Mausoleum vibes. Which is apt because if there's any water on the floor you'll fall and break your neck.

Also, that's a feature, not a bug. If the rotation motor is hit in battle, you can climb out onto the turret and continue firing manually.

Patina, by Tallies 9 track album

CAT FUD —> tallies.bandcamp.com/album/patina

MAKE GOALPOSTS HEAVY AGAIN

What does access get you other than performative bullshitting? That bridge is worth burning.

We have all thought this. But we haven't written about it.

What is happening within the highest levels of the Trump Administration is an effort to illegally deprive people of their rights and freedom purely on the basis of their race or appearance, contrary to many, many laws. In any reasonable world it would result in immediate and unanimous impeachment...

Damn. I can't say this because I "sell" them my excess solar energy.