The pro-meritorious crowd seems to rely a lot on non-meritorious things like genetics, when/where/to whom they were born, to rationalize why they deserve their place in society.

Who could have predicted the anti-science people would also be anti-math?

The right has always been, "Democracy for me but not for thee."

Only if I can have my towel and a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

This will be praised as a genius move by a legion of anti-socialism dumbasses on the right.

The far left is endorsing committing petty crimes, while fascists control the levers of government? That should turn out really well for them.

Can you spell 'Spirit' without looking? You're a VIP member.

It will be renamed "Crushed Spirit Airlines."

Ask not for whom democracy tolls. It tolls for thee.

I can't wait until Maple Moses is long gone and no longer fucking over progressive politics. It has almost become elder abuse to point out how often he has backed the wrong candidates.

A masterfully crafted song from start to finish.

A professor once told me, "Never use "utilize," utilize "use."

Karma for Anita Bryant.

First, Somali people living in the US are not "in Somalia," so there's that.

Second, there is a huge chunk of white America whose IQ is 70 or lower and a serious drain on society. They are the heart of the Republican base.

How will people know you are a libertarian, douchebag edgelord without looking like one?

Germany and Japan became economic powers again thanks to the rebuilding efforts of the US after WWII. Anyone who thinks this was "too hard," is historically challenged and a complete idiot.

The right is all too often led by an absolutist, fundamentalist worldview. The left is all too often led by a demand for perfection, married with a complete lack of understanding of basic civics. Given proper majorities, Dems do the good, hard work, and progress is made.

The term isn't "Passport Bros." It is, "Misogynist Colonialist."

If you have an endowment of $57 billion, you shouldn't give a fuck about what the Trump administration says or does. That you do, is an indictment of your commitment to education and ethics.

Most preachers of the prosperity gospel ignore the passage where Jesus ___________ (fill in the blank.)

I am not yelling at you. I am yelling at people like Hogg.

Fuck all the way off with this nonsense. MTG, no matter what she says, is not and never will be an ally. She is rebranding herself for the inevitable Trump backlash from the right. She will always be a horrible person.

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A modest tax on second homes...

Boner from "Growing Pains" wasn't available?

It's almost as if the word 'expert' has meaning. Who would have thought?

For decades, serial killers avoided even the appearance of raising a public profile. Ted Bundy is taking a different approach.

"To me, a rape is..." Let me stop you right there because I know everything that comes after is going to be some serious sexual assault excusing and rationalizing bullshit.

"We are all" is doing some heavy bullshit lifting here. Any one who was a real Democrat wouldn't phrase it like this. They would have been stating the obvious for years, not suddenly "seeing the light."

Nothing wrong with an epistimological epiphany. The sooner the better.