I shaved my head fully bald for the first time and

why does my scalp feel so warm

like feverishly warm, this is uncomfortable

Realizing how many of my coworkers weren’t even alive for the start of Iraq and Afghanistan and kind of horrified

Grumpy Candle Co Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.

USPS Christmas shipping deadline is Dec 17, but realistically, you probably want to place your order within the next few days.

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Grumpy Candle Co Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.

USPS Christmas shipping deadline is Dec 17, but realistically, you probably want to place your order within the next few days.

grumpycandlecompany.com

I have an online store & recently stocked it with all my soap and some more bath and body products! All handmade by me.

And to celebrate my birthday, shipping is free on orders of $25 or more! Use code ANDEVERYTHING (because I turned 42 and that's the answer to the universe. 😉)

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Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse Get in the mood for a watch party of your favorite non-distinct, nonspecific post-apocalyptic piece of media. With fragrances based around no specific characters whatsoever, this collection sure smell...

Not to be lost among the holidays, remember that I also have a legally distinct post-apocalypse mood setting collection for something you might be doing each week from roughly next weekish until early February?

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Anyone ordering an odd number of candles will be getting a free sample of carpet freshener. Why only odd-numbered orders? Because my boxes fit even numbers of candles. A good reason, I know.

Holiday Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.

All current candle orders will be shipping out tomorrow! You still have time to get your orders in for Christmas, too!

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Holiday Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.

All current candle orders will be shipping out tomorrow! You still have time to get your orders in for Christmas, too!

grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse Get in the mood for a watch party of your favorite non-distinct, nonspecific post-apocalyptic piece of media. With fragrances based around no specific characters whatsoever, this collection sure smell...

Alternatively, for something very different, check out my limited collection of character-inspired Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse Watch Party scents.

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Holiday Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.

No Black Friday sale from me, I’m afraid. But you certainly CAN still buy my Holiday candles! They make great stocking stuffers, or just great for setting a festive mood.

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Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse Get in the mood for a watch party of your favorite non-distinct, nonspecific post-apocalyptic piece of media. With fragrances based around no specific characters whatsoever, this collection sure smell...

Alternatively, for something very different, check out my limited collection of character-inspired Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse Watch Party scents.

grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

Holiday Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.

No Black Friday sale from me, I’m afraid. But you certainly CAN still buy my Holiday candles! They make great stocking stuffers, or just great for setting a festive mood.

grumpycandlecompany.com/collections/...

By small batch I mean I’ve made like 5 of each of these tops. They are extremely temporary.

Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse Get in the mood for a watch party of your favorite non-distinct, nonspecific post-apocalyptic piece of media. With fragrances based around no specific characters whatsoever, this collection sure smell...

Please enjoy the extremely small-batch super-limited Nonspecific Post-Apocalypse collection. Make your watch party for nonspecific apocalypse media smell better than a nuclear winter.

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This Windows 11 update adding text formatting to Notepad tells me they fundamentally misunderstood the assignment because Notepad not having any of that shit was the reason we used Notepad. Its barebones nature was its entire point.

Holiday Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.

All current orders have been shipped, if not already delivered. So if you haven’t ordered your fall/holiday candles yet, do it! Hot Cocoa is calling your name!

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They bought a few off of me and apparently that one worked best.

A real-life customer wants me to bring back my Monkey Farts candle from summer 2024 because it covered up weed smell in their apartment, lol?

Carpet Freshener You got some carpet stank? Let our carpet freshener help. I'd like a longer, funnier product description, but I can't think of anything. Sprinkle it on your carpet. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes. Vacuu...

I released carpet freshener. I also released my fall/holiday fragrances. And you can get carpet freshener in some of my fall/holiday fragrances, like Cookies For Santa!

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Carpet Freshener You got some carpet stank? Let our carpet freshener help. I'd like a longer, funnier product description, but I can't think of anything. Sprinkle it on your carpet. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes. Vacuu...

I released carpet freshener. I also released my fall/holiday fragrances. And you can get carpet freshener in some of my fall/holiday fragrances, like Cookies For Santa!

grumpycandlecompany.com/products/car...

Carpet Freshener You got some carpet stank? Let our carpet freshener help. I'd like a longer, funnier product description, but I can't think of anything. Sprinkle it on your carpet. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes. Vacuu...

New release by popular demand (of exactly one person, more or less)

Carpet freshener available in many smells.

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Carpet Freshener You got some carpet stank? Let our carpet freshener help. I'd like a longer, funnier product description, but I can't think of anything. Sprinkle it on your carpet. Let it sit for 15-20 minutes. Vacuu...

Bam. That’s an absolute mess of variants I’ll have to figure out how to tidy up later.

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Grumpy Candle Co Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.

I’m feeling much better, so I’m pouring candles today. For the fun of it, here’s a mini flash sale while I work: use code CANDLEDAY at checkout for 10% off. It does work on Fall/Holiday items!

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I just need to get around to making the product page, really. And figuring out how to take a decent product photo for once…

Grumpy Candle Co Homemade soy candles and wax melts from one grumpy old man in Milwaukee, WI.

I’m feeling much better, so I’m pouring candles today. For the fun of it, here’s a mini flash sale while I work: use code CANDLEDAY at checkout for 10% off. It does work on Fall/Holiday items!

grumpycandlecompany.com

This fragrance is just going to have to live with small labels for awhile because I printed an entire sheet of these and I’m a cheap old bastard who isn’t going to just throw them away

Finally had the energy to print some labels and only after doing so did I realize I was supposed to use the taller labels

These short ones are for something else ~_~

Are there any vtubers that are just tired old men

Can I do that one

I do believe I have Covid again because my sense of smell has completely disappeared. I uhhh will not be working on product development for my candles etc until it returns. Obviously.