Photo of a plastic yellow, pink and blue toy skeleton on a store shelf

It's everyone's favorite Halloween character, Pansexual Skeleton

Richly sepia toned photo of an adorable shorthaired tuxedo tabby sitting on the arm of a fancy upholstered chair or bench. The cat looks brightly toward the viewer.

I love this little gremlin face! “Cat on Arm Rest” Ca. 1880. From the book Catographics by Ross J. Kelbaugh. www.instagram.com/p/CP3EvGIJ2gt/

and a personal favorite:

*request to ring up a medium soup* well i don't know if we have any soup that can talk to ghosts, but i'll do my best!

puns from the grocery store:

*ringing up beets* y'know those root vegetables are hard to beet

*followup* yeah, a lot of customers carrot handle my terrible jokes

*ringing up leeks* you may want to be careful with that bag/box. looks like it's got a leek in it

i don't know who needs this, but here's a baby toucan *adorable tiny bird with a yellow beak twice the size of its head*

itty birdy!