Photo of a plastic yellow, pink and blue toy skeleton on a store shelf
It's everyone's favorite Halloween character, Pansexual Skeleton
Photo of a plastic yellow, pink and blue toy skeleton on a store shelf
It's everyone's favorite Halloween character, Pansexual Skeleton
Richly sepia toned photo of an adorable shorthaired tuxedo tabby sitting on the arm of a fancy upholstered chair or bench. The cat looks brightly toward the viewer.
I love this little gremlin face! “Cat on Arm Rest” Ca. 1880. From the book Catographics by Ross J. Kelbaugh. www.instagram.com/p/CP3EvGIJ2gt/
and a personal favorite:
*request to ring up a medium soup* well i don't know if we have any soup that can talk to ghosts, but i'll do my best!
puns from the grocery store:
*ringing up beets* y'know those root vegetables are hard to beet
*followup* yeah, a lot of customers carrot handle my terrible jokes
*ringing up leeks* you may want to be careful with that bag/box. looks like it's got a leek in it
i don't know who needs this, but here's a baby toucan *adorable tiny bird with a yellow beak twice the size of its head*
itty birdy!