Tapping the sign

A Florida woman is facing charges after using a kayak in a mall fountain while dressed as a pirate and shouting orders at shoppers. Headshot shows a woman with spiky blond hair and an eyepatch

Florida is a world leader in Sentence™ exports

There should be immediate and severe consequences for being a Nazi, especially a public one.

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Curtis Yarvin as Phoebe Bridgers. Now imagine they're Hungarian. Doesn't look so much like the Challenger disaster was caused by adult Bluey fans virtue signaling now, does it?

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I can think of a lot of more accurate and less flattering terms for dudes who travel to other countries to trap foreign women in subservient relationships than “passport bros”

Due to our overwhelming power and influence we have the unrivaled ability to....give up and go home?

Ideal relationship dynamic

Time for more "Joe Rogan is abandoning Trump" takes.

The thought of him sitting through all this is so funny they're going to have to give him a baggy of dry fruit loops to keep him pacified like a kindergartener

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

The people who voted to get us into this mess are going to be leading the charge shouting about how raising the temp 2° in their summer ranch house is race communism

Newsrooms should not block the Internet Archive. Any public service publisher should not block the Internet Archive. If anything, we should all be directly supporting the Internet Archive.

And quite frankly a lot of regular folks have this process obsession too as a way to avoid taking a stand. You unlock a whole new level of debate ability when you start just saying "yeah I am biased towards certain outcomes because of my values so I don't care about your little word games"

Broader symptom of the incentives against responsibility across our entire elite class. Everyone wants there to be a rule they can point to instead of saying "I am consciously using the power entrusted to me to exercise my personal judgement for the good of the nation"

you do not have to hand it to tucker carlson or marjorie taylor greene or alex jones or megyn kelly. they're all rats who see trump as a sinking ship and they're getting ready to jump in preparation for their next act. you do not have to fall for it.

"Hamburger Shonen" was absolutely a thing that existed in the 2000s though!

Nothing ... which I'm sure ever happens

Finally, good jokes

Stephen Miller: Mr President the Ayatollah is on the phone for you
<JD Vance freaking out because he doesn't know what an Iranian accent sounds like so he starts doing Al Pacino in Scarface>: WE GOT A DEAL MR TRUMP
Trump: good

And she has since been deported.

Link here:

www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

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>Oman getting a 40% GDP boost for doing literally nothing

I'm sure he thinks this codes as a display of "yeah I'm lying what are you going to do about it" type dominance rather than being a snotty hypocrite

So has anything changed aside from Trump announcing that he agrees they're allowed to do this lol

I would read a content analysis of the way the Times. WAPO, CNN, Jake Tapper etc... covered Biden leaving Afghanistan compared to this absolute debacle of the War on Iran by Trump.

The US is respected again folks, you'll get tired of all the respect, they're coming to me with tears in their eyes saying please sir we can't take this much respect, we've never been respected like this before,